Biffen

The law is an a.s.s they say and can be bought just as easily.I would expect it is all a matter of discretion for our intrepid correspondent . If the pace was fair enough he is likely to be kind and merely bark orders. I think the Palanquin has been outlawed but I know Bitters was lobbying the Indos to bring it back. The addition of the wheel would be of great relief the guy doing the monumental Task of moving Bbo post diet failure,from eatery to eatery ,like a grotesque, sweating sloth.

This latest incident will make life more difficult for all Muslims in Western Europe. There was significant resentment towards their culture prior to this in counties such as Germany,Belgium,Holland, and France . I expect to see radical mullahs prosecuted and sentenced to death in the future for inciting violence against their host countries people. It is very hard to control people who swear allegiance to a fictitious god over the government that is responsible for them. Also ,as the centre of their faith is in Mecca and is nearly 1200 years out of date and probably not suited to our liberal and permissive culture. If we can learn anything from this it is that we should not support the Islamisation of our country blindly just to feel warm and fuzzy. I support any country that begin to incarcerate radical teachers preaching destruction of non believers. My right to not believe in any of the Dogma pushed on all the poor people of the world in the name of whatever god is more important than anyone's faith to me. Trouble with these holy wars is that the innocent bystanders are the people who have evolved enough to know that religion of any type is a Ponzi scheme for dolts at best and a scam for the feeble minded and lost. Execute the radicals publicly.Execute the mullahs preaching hate. They understand death to be glorious so it's win/win .

Heaven help the rickshaw driver.

Michael Clarke is more of a smug bogan off the field than he ever was on it . God FFS shut up. Brayshaw needs to stop pretending he knows anything useful at all and stab himself in the foot with a dagger every time he thinks he should speak . The game I grew up Loving is a chicken marketing exercise now ,with just a group of matey boneheads to detract from the match. They add absolutely nothing to the spectacle and they anger me to the point of disgust. I want to vomit in JBs car on a hot day and wind the window up to give him an equally disgusting experience. Oh yeah the cricket- well that was hardly mentioned as all the matey ness overshadowed it. There was one comment that Michael Clark made about pink ribbon day to the tune of " everybody from all over the world gets behind this great cause that our big pidge began so long ago no matter where they are from" Whilst it is a worthy cause I am certain that the virtual non existence of any medical treatment whatsoever for most of the populace in India,Pakistan,the West Indians,the Sri Lankans leaves them slightly underwhelmed about our pressing need for breast care nurses . Cricket is so cheesy and corporatised they may as well just put the ads on at the same time. I'm really starting to struggle to GAF.

i might drop in to Romsey just to check on the place while you are away. Feed the lads, get the mail etc.. Where is the Shiraz kept?

Don't reveal our initiation ceremony Col. might scare the horses.

This is a good idea except I would prefer it if we exclude Jack Watts from this scenario.

A quitter never wins......

Ok.will refrain from making football related discussion from now on. I'm only right every 10 years or so.

The Bristol got shut down just before the thread on same got axed. The Morning Star?

Would not be surprised to see Nev Jetta take another step up and run through the middle. New Guys ? "The Hulk" will not be as impressive as we think. I expect about 30 goals from him and Dawes each Garlett maybe 30,Howe 20,Watts 40 and about 100 to 150 between the mids. The ruck division is supposedly going as well as it ever has so with the improvement of JKH.Salem,Viney, some new pace, some skill execution ,we could turn it around very quickly. I'm usually over optomistic and this year is no exception. 9th or 10th. 8th if the stars align.

Post of the week for newbies gets a night out on the town with some of my associates from Fitzroy St. When i say the town i mean a coupla beers and a game of darts. That's it.

Eats ,shoots and leaves taught me much about pedantic apostrophe placement. 'Tis a good 'un.

Kick the Old Xavs and the Two Blues off Prahran and upgrade. I would reckon it is better positioned than Elsternwick. Closer to Richmond ,and likely closer to Toorak where most AFL players probably live ( will check with Saty).

Maybe they are not very good at waxing lyrical.

Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

First world probs dude- I'm on a 5 buck bottle ,no smokes and 3 blowflys are helping me watch re runs of Apocalypse Now. And the air con is in the blink.

As BBOs training regime is not going so well we could knight him.... Sir Cumference.

Junction Oval and Lakeside are probably built on reclaimed swampland also. But with imminent rising sea levels you may be right. We should take the higher ground. and living near WYL is not something the club should entertain. I'm sure your hedonistic lifestyle will not be a good influence upon our athletes.

The obvious answer to this question is to produce a nude calendar . As it is early in the new year, we need to act fast. Volunteers?

I'm picturing you with a fake inspectors hat trawling the beaches with a ruler in hand putting in a vain effort to uphold the by laws of the beach

Go on. This place could do with some cheer. Before somebody starts a thread on gardening or needlepoint.

Demonland members have used up their goodwill down here. Well ,that is to say,you have used it up for everybody.

Dont suppose you were a big fan of Michael Flatley's "Riverdance" shows then?

Moonie still collects the Target underwear catalogue that comes in the mail. What you need to understand is that Moonie is from a more simple time and place.He has retained his innocence and should not be judged on the same moral principles that you hold dearly.(none whatsoever)