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You picked a bad day to slag Watts.He did everything today with intensity and did it well.

By the way- Watts was in our best. Hogan was beaten. Dunn needs a break. Matt Jones is still Matf Jones. There is no point to a tiny handball in congestion Roosy needs to explain why the short handball, Why let the loose man in defence go? We are close to being a reasonable team. End of quarter [censored] ups, kick ins still atrocious.

I'm going to find umpire no 28 and slaughter his poodle in front of him and then make him eat it. He sat there 20 m from the play and did nothing while they molested us. Then he picks one up 60 m from the play. I want him dead. Maggot [censored]

If only Henry Lawson wasn't such a drunk. If only we could all be so highly evolved that our shyte never stank.

So many good times..... They could talk about the good old days forever I'm sure.

75 Drunks then.

Yeah - in font of 150 drunks from the Desal plant and The Miners in Wonthaggi-Aboriginal name for "place of wind and rain." They would be stoked!!!

So to paraphrase an old joke, "We've established the fact that you're a prostitute,now we are just quibbling over the price".

Neeld wrote that for him and then passed it to him for the presser. Stats help to not tell the story.

Glad Matt Jones is in. He will provide the ability to take a live ball and then kill it and lie on top of it like squirrel .Something we have been lacking .

The whole lot of them should be . For a few sessions each week until the "scars" are healed.

That was code. As was the Bogota reference. Sometimes you guys are so literal.

Some Ford pills and a shot of castor oil does the trick for me. No need to carry baggage.

Oldee, Can you please pick up a parcel of special Quinoa from my cousin in Bogota. The couriers are unreliable around there, Thanks Mate,

When they are found guilty..... What about costs,penalties,obstructing the investigation,evidence tampering,fraud etc. Surely we can crush this filthy man for years more? I dont mind drug cheats. I just hate lying whankers.

Fark NO. Those wanting to spend too much on someone who has too much.It's why Carlton are now broke. If you think Judd gives a flying about footy you would be wrong.

All in good time, Allah Akbar!

Uncle Bitters is looking forward to seeing some damaged goods in Black and White on Monday. Despite the rise in domestic violence after a Collingwood loss,so am I.

I can answer that question. Anything made in England. Some of the most miserable stuff I've seen.

They say people don't believe in Heros anymore Max. We're going to give them back their Heros Max!

Grinter was a great rebound player. He would hit them so hard they would be knocked out a second time when they rebounded into the ground.

Dom must be the one with the one with the ear ring.

It's whoever is the slowest one Maple. As a result his Alpacas are some of the fasteft known to man.

Probably by Vespa.

An incompetent letch,Luddite and a shite chef.