Biffen

Your club is entering a world of pain. You will be on the bottom for up to a decade. That is the main thing. essendons claims of innocence have the same legal weight and respect as Julian Knights 5th failed appeal.

You may not believe me Earl but I failed commerce twice at Melbourne Uni. which makes me over qualified to comment. Once would be enough for most men.

Some seedy back door deal will be arranged by the german party. But i cannot divulge too much. BTW -Australia is on the verge of a long recession. There will be one of those terrible stock market day thingos and then the banks will cry poor,withdraw funding from govts and sack all the teachers,layabouts and time servers, then house price panic and inflation/unemployment. That's the plan.Shhh.

I put the mozz on him. He's out for the year,by Jobe. This really sucks for Neeldy when he becomes caretaker.

The Albert Park types go to South Yarra for their concoctions. I'm more of a street level guy,despite my loft and superior demeanour.

Yes except more corrupt and unlikely to pull out.

Jobe doesn't like footy now that he cant have his drugs. We should put Viney on him. and hit him in the guts.

Favourite sons do not always make the best coaches. Tird,Yuckley,Voss,Ratten etc. They often fall out with their own board.

As I am liaising with a much classier set of people these days,I can no longer mingle with inner city green metrosexual socialist agitators like Moon or ribald,boozy lecherous ,debauched individuals like your good self. These days I mix with a lot of decent.professional types in the corridors of power. I wouldn't expect philistine knockabouts like you two to understand. It's a class thing.Something I clearly have and Moon and You lack.

Kerry Okeefe and Jonathon Agnew. When the footy is on,I would rather not listen to anything except my own swearing.

A bit like Robbo without the goals. A bit slow on the chase/tackle. Probably deserves a stint in the seconds, Aside from Garlett and Hogan ,our forwards dont impose themselves. Bail,Jones,Howe,Dawes are all underachieving. I'd bring JKH in because he is creative. Stick with Dawes until Pedo is right and then try a kid with pace who can get the crumbs when Dawes drops it.

Dawes is a Klutz and Pedo is inconsistent but has the odd blinder. Pedo,if fit,is a far better grab and an arguably better kick.

Deckchairs.

We are playing in Red and Blue tonight.They will be using a Sherrin. Will pass on more news as it comes.

Yes her-Jess Trengove. Put her in ze program immediately!!

He has invented his own addition to the Karma Sutra manual. It involves a rolling walking frame and pure ghee.

If we get all three and start a breeding program we might have Wall to wall Brayshaws in a generation. Would it be possible to pair off the Jess Viney and Jack Trengove for a bit of variety? There is nothing morally wrong with breeding a team based on genetics is there WJ? Please clarify.

I would guess cocaine use would be the highest by occupation in entertainment,television,arts,sports,music,dance etc So I doubt these Goldy boys will get much of a penalty at all! We cannot start to dictate to people what they can and cant do behind closed doors. Drugs have been in footy for a long time ,perhaps 40 years or more. If you dont like it . Take your children to the cycling. We don't own them.

That's urine DC.

Must have missed it.

I'm glad nobody on the footy show uses drugs. Channel 7 must be clean too of course the herald scum staff are pure as the driven snow The Age and all the AFL staff too. I'm so pleased there is plenty of solid citizens cleaning out the scourge of illicit drug use!!!

If Gary Snr was still playing he would be very confused.

They have a special room in Pine Gap devoted to yours

I never usually eat their hands .Do they taste like chicken? Don't let the feminists find out .

Yet you still get up each day. Magnificent.