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Mercantile rather. Once again technology has destroyed my perfect syntax.

I recall the afternoon differently to our debauched uncle bitters. I arrived at Fed square nice and early so as to deliver my theories on modern feminism to my adoring public. The throng were soon enthralled ( particularly accepting of my idea that lesbianism will increase due to the absence of real men in modern society). Soon after I had delivered the lecture and was receiving congratulate drinks from my undergraduate fans when who should interlope with his Brown stained vinyl jacket than the flatulent one himself. more later as I have a pressing g mer a tile arrangement to attend to...

I'm just penciling him in until Prestia gets here. Then he's straight back to Casey to work on his disposal.

6-Viney 5-Watts 4-Kennedy 3-Salem 2-TMac 1-Clarrie

Just for openers. Replay his howler reel with toothpicks propping the eyes open a la A Clockwork Orange. After that,I'm open to suggestions.

Was thinking paper cuts with lemon juice and chilli to begin.

I would advocate a nice solid bashing, followed by some torture, just to lower his ego and help him concentrate.

He has the ability to turn a loose ball into a contest and a 50/50 at best.Brayshaw,Petraaca,Trengove are better players.Jones is limited. Depth only.

Oscar Mac is still a rabbit in the headlights. Harmes was good I thought. Although Matt Jones does the right things most of the time he is too easily beaten one on one.

Hope he feels useless, mercenary,stupid and like quitting.

Nor should the influence of Seve Ballesteros on young cadets at the Age.

He works as a comedian on MMM as well as being a commentator and a "football brain". For a tall, dopey dimwit from Adelaide he has come a long way, maybe too far, like Rove.

The umpires made me want to Jihad. 33,1 and 18 can go suck a bag. Despite their blatant attempt to rob us,we won. Still not happy . the frees we got stopped certain goals.

Jw wAs superb and this threAd is dead as disco .

My childhood was much the same-sans the billy carts.

"He's such a gifted player yet he still does so much wrong that one struggles to find the right expletives"

Best to keep your sugar/alcohol levels up . I don't want your energy to peak or decline before acceptances.

The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape. I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

Yes but being seen with you in public should not be a problem anymore. I will be wearing a groovy new beard,sunglasses and hat to avoid cringing throughout the day.

Petracca and Oliver will be stealing Brownlow votes from each other. That's my only concern.

I read somewhere on Demonland that JT was finished. Must have been misinformed.

Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

My cricket team was the same. But there were only 11 on our list.

Reminiscent of Moonshadow when it's time to shout. Like a fish.

Vicki Pollard works for me now. I've put her on a diet but she needs Earl to teach her manners. The Juvenile party I attended was an ethnic event. Which is why I now feel equiped to advise on capturing more Asians as MFC members. I have an idea for a huge event (and after party) as every football club knows you have to get them in young. But not too young. This is why BBO and DC will not be involved in my events management team.