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I didn't know you enjoyed water sports Moon. At least you had a Golden opportunity to drink in the Danger vibe.

Need to rough up Gibson and Frawley. Or we will be excremented upon.

Mike hasn't opened up about his personal issues but I loved Jacko calling him out about "walking around Melbourne in your drunken Stupor in the Eighties". The Herald had some serious drunks writing the copy . I attended a massive party when Piers Ackerman got sacked that was brilliant and debauched. Piers actually referred to the sports writers as "the Drunk [censored] in Sport".

Lazy [censored] should be at work. Probably dreaming of Machu Pichu or Hawaii.

Khoury should have some input as dietician. The reclaim Australia fans, Caro ,Malcolm -it's a broad church. They need fresh ideas!

OK. Not at Carlton.

Kenny Buzzins must be partly to blame.

Sorry BB. Ave Salary must be 221.95k which nobody gets. So median is what most guy get right? But they all get different amounts.

Yes- median salary must be something like $9.1 million divided by 41. $9.1 mill is the annual cap. 41 is the amount of players on list. The outliers are guys like Buddy and Tippet who ruin the whole team ethos.

Just popped in to tigerland. Calls for the return of "Jade the Blade" Win/win in my opinion.

Malcolm Speed is one tip to be the President of the new board at Tigger town. I can only endorse Malcolm Speed as he was universally despised when he ran the ACB and in my opinion,helped bring Australian cricket from World Domination to humiliating defeat. It was said about him by somebody, though I can't recall who that he was "Lawyerly in every aspect" In other words ,a detestable [censored]. Bring it on.

Would you believe they tested the sewerage in Perth and found that Perthians consume about 3.5 times more meth than us normals on the East coast.

This goes against my core beliefs.

Terrible Pub. Was run by the Giles family for a long time. Terrible club also.

I have trouble believing that.

There is a lemming barrier for unstable types like yourself. Kind of you to offer to help Ethan end it all though Stu. You've ditched the PC sensitive new age schtick in favour of a more progressive way forward for humanity.

No more four year deals for Joe Average rejects. Two is plenty for Dasher Hibbert.

Yes , he's left handed and right footed I reckon as well. Which is handy in general play.

I saw him outside the ground at the first Big Freeze game (having a smoke). He looked like he had some severe physical injuries also and walked like his legs were hobbled. Glad he has got his act together.

Just riff raff Earl. Footsoldiers lost in the trenches. Nothing to see here....... Not in my sphere of concern. The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.)

Would expect he will have an opportunity under Goodwin. His clean disposal would be a nice change to the ankle kicks , wide kicks, missed one metre handballs, missed tackles we have come to know and not love. He does the basics properly .

Was a bad look getting rid of Our old Skipper in career best touch also .

A seven year old child asked me about Essendon taking drugs and cheating. He asked if they were like Russia's Olympic team. I said it was worse because they weren't poor and without a choice like the Russians might be.

That was the dumbest option available, and the hardest. Absolutely the worst turn over of the year- in a strong field of idiotic kicks.

I hope we can crack in hard and injure the Hawks. I would love to see a few hobbling off for surgery/ early retirement. I know this is quite negative but it would make me feel really good if we had some part in hastening their slow demise .