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If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY. May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28. Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

Congrats on great careers. Now sod off !!

Best of luck on the long board Roosy . Thanks for actually coaching rather than remaining in the idiotic media.

Gee they planned that one well. Saints are going to have to do a similar thing. Hawks too.

Didn't think he was that good. Pure Squib.

Are you on bath salts?

You can carjack your way from Caroline Springs to the CBD in under 20 minutes now. Romsey on the other hand is not worth the trip.

Just a question PF. On the cucumbers: were they full cucumbers or just cucumber circles? Also,if the drink wasn't cheap red from a silver bag then it is likely to be a normal decent person and not Bitters.

Watts is not a conventional leader and I really don't think it would matter that much to him if the title was used to help another player grow. I think Watts holds respect in AFL circles these days but he has worked hard to get there and shows leadership when it counts. Titles are irrelevant in good sporting teams who recognise the hierarchy anyway. I put Jack ,Neville,Max, and JV down as spiritual leaders. They lead us out of biblical on-field hopelessness. Watts and his peers have shown exemplary inner strength and loyalty.

And his other brother Dale.

Running with the bulls has got to be one of the stupidest past times I have ever seen humanity engage in. However, I will rely on Simon Goodwin here.

Goodwin may come under pressure if we drop three consecutive games. He will not have to "get games into players" as much as Roos did. He is taking over from a well liked ,respected man. Hope he has the right stuff.

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He might get done for travelling too far. I've heard he is good in space but I still think he could get rolled easily in the contest.

I would be happy to play Bernie only 12-15 games a year if it prolonged his career and made our season last into Sept. I reckon this is the way to treat the older guys who have the skills and ability.

Generally one year contracts are the norm past 30 and Pedo got a lovely 3 year deal from Neeld so $$wise he has done well already. if we got the million dollar Volvo out of the garage and put it on eBay it would be ice.

We should put a figure to Dawes on paper. I'm thinking of a round number. A circle number in fact.

Stu. You don't knock your granny on the head because she can no longer foxtrot. Cam Pederson is a lightly raced 6 year old in racing terms.

I'm told Roos plans to coach the last game from a banana lounge in a Hawaiian Shirt with a Pina Colada . Apparently he will be writing the messages down on little surfboards and pushing them across a blow up pool to Goody who will have to translate them from Hawaiian back into English. All the runners have been instructed to wear Grass skirts in keeping with the theme and the physios will be using coconut oil instead of Goanna oil. The club insists that Roos is still 100% committed to seeing out the season but I don't buy it.

Clarkson doesn't have any style. He wanders around like a deranged midget muttering cliches under his breath in his stupid looking track suit with his bucked teeth and his vacant bogan mannerism.

15 years is a long time and they'll never catch me anyway.

Lets just hope these druggies from Essendon can turn their life around and help us form a half back line.

I Damien Drum said they had a problem at Freo years ago and now Fyfe agrees. Fyfe and Drum marched to a different beat.

I don't eat Maori food.