Queanbeyan Demon

A completely failed attempt at satire by the QD.

Not to mention some Coleman medalists.

How many premierships has this current strategy delivered?

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"

He's loading for post-season, Greville Street, combat.

Trac will have to answer to his Nonna @WalkingCivilWar. Much, much scarier than anyone at the Club. And Milkshake and Maysie can have a discussion about the sausage. Their conversations over a meal always go well.

Nah @old dee. Miracles happen heaps. Carlscum haven't won a premiership in almost 30 years. Essenscum haven't won a final in 645,984 days and the Deez were paid a free kick in their forward half in round 2, 2019.

Has anyone registered their pet as a member?

How many members are dogs I wonder?

After the early morning post match review, straight to the pool room to watch Humphery at 9:30.

Maybe the poster is moonlighting as a Norf interchange marshal.

Many of us love it when Calscum poor out their bile, but in reality, it's no different to most of the [censored] that's spilled out on 'Land after a Demon loss.

Explains everything.

Stormy Daniels' pimp.

Some @JJR? That's like saying some Chinese vote for the CCP. 🤣

The Suns win is looking pretty okay given tonight's result against footscray.

A Colonwood person is about the last place I'd been looking for informed opinion.

I was just about to start a similar thread. Well done @Bobby McKenzie. "My only concern is that with that waft of hysterical farting around, sensible points might be overlooked." @Little Goffy I read all the posts on the post match board but have to sift through a lot of hysterical neurotica to find the gold nuggets - that's for sure.

Herein lies the problem @BW511. Outside of Chandler, Sparrow, Hibba and Petty, not one player has maintained their form, or improved as a footballer, from where they were at the end of 2021. In fact, a fare number have gone backwards. And I have no idea why this is so.

Bet you can't find one credible football industry person that would agree with this position.

I'm pulling my weight, and like loading, it's tiring.

Me too. @ $3.25 and knowing the extent of Melbourne's underbelly, it was as good as free money.

Does anyone own, or has owned, an ex-racing greyhound as a pet?

Thinking a lot clearer in Nairobi compared to the coaching box.

We could have Hudson at FF and JC at CHF and it would make no difference. JVR is not the problem.