Queanbeyan Demon

According to Roo-Shoot-ooh, Port are on the verge of having the greatest midfield of all time

You know the Bummers are really battling when Gresham is their best player.

If nothing else, Port's performance tonight, against average oppo it must be said, makes our win over them all the more meritorious.

I'm calling Judd McVee 'dirty' - as in 'dirt cheap'. Could get confusing with Marty back at the Club though.

As I understand it, they had more 'assistance' in 2005/06 than any other club. Hand back the 2006 flag and draft assistance will be considered - after which the answer will be GAGF.

A new GG. Really? Is it Max? Daisy perhaps?

Turn it up @Sir Why You Little. He only had busted ribs and a smashed collarbone.

Can we bring in Henry Coles or Vinnie Catoggio as well?

i hope he's not being groomed by anyone.

Name: Windsor Games: 4 Milestone: 350

It's meaningless regretting the past. Every recruiter and drafter in the country would have picked Watts at one. We didn't get it wrong. Most clubs missed on Phil Davis, Steel Sidebottom and Jordon Roughhead too.

Which car did you take on your journey from Briiiiiiighton @Dingo?

One of the great fortnights of my life.

I must admit, I'm bamboozled by all this expected score nonsense. As I understand it, the metric measures the score both teams would have achieved - if the league's averages for goal kicking capability were to be applied. In other words, it's a measure of what would have happened if the team was average? Is that correct - or am I missing something?

You are right @RalphiusMaximus, Reid is top shelf. I recon me in a wheelchair and you with an amputated leg would be second and third mids in line over there.

Technically we are still in cricket season. So I guess he's out handling the ball.

Well, certainly not after the way we treated him after Max returned from injury. Diabolical. A reminder of the bad ol' dayz.

"I'M GONNA MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE." - DON VITO CORLEONE

Scully? Chris Dawes? Diamonds Tilbrook.

This. I still love Jesse - don't feel any bad vibes about him. We did all we could - he end up at flogmantle were all (most) good footballers go to die. Good on GW$ - took a punt that's paying off handsomely. They must be doing something right up there. My man-crush on Jesse will lives on.

Brasso used to say, back in the 70's, you have to plan to win the premiership with 3 of your best 12 unavailable.

No he didn't - that was a rouse. He had a snapped collar bone, broken arm, one lung and an amputated leg. Poor guy. Still won a Brownlow that year I seem to recall.

But no one will ever beat this for a nickname . . . Peter Everett called Grant Thomas 'Mini Bus'. Reckoned he was only half a coach.

Here's a few more @bush demon. Tulip Strawbs Rhino The Wiz Stinger Juice Clogs The Big Russian The Wrecker Master

Bet there weren't any Filth in HH.