Queanbeyan Demon

It's a good question @La Dee-vina Comedia. I suspect Francis addresses the here and now and lets the afterlife take care of itself. Just an additional thought.

Get your info from 'Land @640MD. Too many snouts in the trough elsewhere drinking coolaid and slosh.

There are three roads to ruin @Dee Zephyr; women, running a book on 'Land and lawyers. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is running a book on 'Land, but the surest is with lawyers.

2/1 Maysie, Jake Melksham, Kate Roffey 11/5 Jack Viney, Daisy 9/4 Michael Hibberd 5/2 Max Gawn, Jacob Van Rooyen 4/1 James Harmes, Clayton Oliver 11/2 Lachie Hunter, Adam Tomlinson 6/1 Ed Langdon, Tom Sparrow 13/2 Angus Brayshaw, Charlie Spargo 7/1 Jake Lever, Harrison Petty, 8/1 Tom McDonald, Kysaiah Pickett 9/1, Alex Neal-Bullen, @joeboy 10/1, Christian Petracca, Joel Smith 25/1 Luke Dunstan, Bayley Fritsch 33/1 Jake Bowey, Trent Rivers 40/1 Ben Brown, Brodie Grundy 50/1 James Jordon 66/1 Judd McVee, 80/1, Christian Salem, @WalkingCivilWar 100/1 Josh Schache, Kade Chandler, Matthew Jefferson 1000/1 Blake Howes, Bailey Laurie, Andy Moniz-Wakefield 10000/1 Sam Weideman, Pedo, The Bont

Completely taken out of context. Selective editing of Dima's observation changes the meaning.

I was having a good day until this.

Hey Andy ( @Demonland). By the power invested in me by absolutely no one, I suggest @binman be sanctioned with a one week suspension for such thoughtful restraint on Demonland.

Why wasn't Viney sent to Butters? Bizarre! Can you enlighten me please?

Panic about the 80 percent of 'Land content that is off the wall @The heart beats true.

Which part is not right @Roost it far?

King is very late with this analysis. Watch any game from the stands and keep one eye on Max. He's crashed a dozen times a game off the ball. Been happening for years. Great insight Kingy (NOT). The reason his teammates do not run to him could include: Max has directed them not to get involved with the crashing - save your energy for an attack on the ball The crashing of Max happens 60 metres off the ball - running to protect him stuffs up the structures Means there's a potential mismatch on the ground that can be exploited by our guys High risk of fines, suspections and the wrath of Christian We get sucked into playing the game on the oppos terms. So thanks for absolutely nothing Kingy.

Imagine Big Carl in the current era. Wouldn't get on the ground.

Stafford: coached the Premiership winning forward line in 2021, and in 2023 is coaching the highest scoring team in the comp to the end of round 10. Melbourne's averaging 107 points per game, up from 90 in 2021, and has increased its scoring efficiency by an unprecedented 20% I would say the problems with the Deez ATM lie elsewhere.

The best batting coach I had was a world class bowler. One of the greatest swimming coaches of all time - couldn't swim. It is beyond dispute that there is little correlation between a coach's competence and their capabilities as a athlete.

This, this, this. Thanks for calling it @Redlagged. If we are smart - Clarry's injury could be the cloud with a silver lining. We are lacking serious class on the outside and Clarry could fill that role better than anyone else in the club. In my view, we are not realising his full potential in current role of inside bull. The next four weeks will give us a serious look at inside structures without Clarry and the players best equipped to play the 'in and under' role should we have the courage to move the great man to the outside.

Who's the head of football at the AFL? Oh, that's right. It's been vacant for 9 months.

How good would Australia be if this had happened to Filth/PorkBarrellStadium/Carscum/Essendrugs/Horethorn?

Used to be a part-time job - Ratten. They didn't back-fill the position. Tight budget at Arden Street.

Ballarat used to be a marginal electorate.

Clarko may well be available in a month or two 🧨

Did we loose by 10 goals?

Max Imagine how bad Lycett will go against Gawn and Grundy lol. Ruck Ollie Wines. Lycett to give Gawndy the old warhorse treatment. We could do worse things than bringing in Visentini to support Lycett in the ruck. How many L-plate rucks can we play in a game? Fairly sure Teakle and Lord have priority there. We are going to get smashed in the ruck no matter who plays for us. With regards to the rucks, I am praying. Ruck Ollie Wines. I'm sure one of the ruck boys can "Sam Mitchell" him (Max) in the first 10 minutes. We need to think outside the box. The forecast is for rain and if we get enough of it the Gawn and Grundy effect around the ground could be minimised. Whatever the game plan is it will have to be based around losing the ruck contests regardless of who is selected in that role for Port. The coaching group don't care about winning hit outs. Josh Carr said this weeks ago. But I am going to spew up this week if I see Melbourne kick uncontested goals from boundary throw ins when the ball is in their forward line due to Teakle's inability to provide a ruck contest. Teakle has to put body on body. None of this bear hugging his ruck opponent. And Lycett is not the answer. He should never play another AFL game. Defense Lever for 20 intercept marks if we use the usual Hinkley forward 50 entry tactic, especially with no Dixon and Marshall. Will be fun to watch. A forward line of Finlayson with Lord and Teakle next in line looks worrying against May and Lever. We will totally confuse May and Lever. We can't just let Lever & May have a field day with bomb entries either. If we can win the midfield or break even and get a bit of space and we hit targets, the influence of Lever and May will be lessened. I would be putting Drew of Petracca to slow him down too. Yup they do seem a bit vulnerable with the ground ball in defence. We are no chance without Dixon. We need Dixon just to occupy Steven May. Need to use a semi-fit Dixon and Lord to tag May and Lever and then use the smalls and Finlayson as the avenues to goal. The old decoy strategy. Against the best defence in the comp, it will be a miracle if we can win. Forwards Would be tempted to bring in Burgoyne to try keep Pickett quiet. Petty is unlikely to play which is a big loss for us. Mids The 2 players that need to stand up more than anybody, defensively especially, are Wines and Drew. Oliver, Petracca and Viney will have an absolute field day otherwise. Ken Boy, remember when Ken WAS brave and TRIED to win games we weren’t expected to! Then we have this plonker who has set up a few times to ‘minimise’ the damage… Where did it all go wrong Ken? if we play the game with a defensive, just minimise the damage, don't even try to score plan, like we did last year I'll spew up. Sack Hinkley. Essendon beat Melbourne a couple of weeks ago. They are totally beatable with a good coach and a good plan. Carr to remain match day coach from the box while Stinkers stays on the bench where he can scrape the built-up mud out of the players boots with his tongue. They definitely have weaknesses, and perhaps Ken is the man to exploit that… :) maybe not and Gawn will Gawn babies all over Teakle. Miscellaneous Given our extensive injury situation, and the fact that Melbourne are probably a class above us anyway, I won't be shattered with a loss. I really rate the Dees. We are going to be audited Friday night and our form over the last 6 weeks will be moderated as a result. Port play well as underdogs. I’ll pencil in a win. Melbourne by 49 points. I reckon there is a really big gap now between the top teams: Melbourne, Brisbane, Collingwood, and the rest. On top of that we have significant outs and your strengths are perfectly matched against our biggest weaknesses (Gawn+Grundy vs Teakle, BBB vs our short defence, May/Lever vs our forward line with 4 of our best players out). I'll be pleasantly very surprised if we're competitive in this one. If we win over a team with 2 x dominant key defenders and 2 x dominant rucks it will show serious signs of both development and game plan improvement. Ultimately nothing will be proven til finals but if we beat Melbourne it will be time to pull out the dumb and dumber memes. I could see us going the dirty ball tactic from a few years ago over west against West Coast… however don’t have a 19 year old Rozee to park at FF and be able to hit ground balls at pace. Some fun stats: We are number 1 for generating offensive 1v1 contests, approx 20% better than second (Bulldogs). We are AFL average for winning them. We are AFL average for allowing defensive 1v1 contests. We are number 18 for losing them, approx 15% worse than second (Essendon). QD's fave Ultimately it doesn't matter whether we take the knife, the machete or the axe to this gun fight, the result will be the same.

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

I understand you not wanting a Daicos around your house.