Queanbeyan Demon

Medieval rock opera WCW.

Probably has a Phd from La Trobe.

Indeed. We’d be really stuffffed with only 13 players on the ground.

Auto spell check. Sux. Barings deleted from all dictionaries as well it seems.

Tricontinental or barings?

Failure: I mean Taylor. Barracks for himself.

I would definitely take him if Colinwood paid the first million each year, they throw in the Daicos boys as the steak knifes and give an undertaking that Ginnivan wears shorts that fit him.

Here is one answer FT. Matthew Lloyd's primary job is to make money for the entity in which he is working. These entities only have one primary objective . . . to make money. And this is done by selling advertising. And advertisers are only interested in one thing . . . eyeballs. So what does this mean? Shock jokes need to shock because that is what attracts eyeballs. Lloyd can actually analyse an individual game pretty well with his magic screen and pointer, but he has zero, absolutely nada, ability to connect the dots into a broader narrative which creates understanding. So what we are left with is the first and last thought that ran through his brain in the last 30 minutes. And why does Lloyd operate like this? I would suggest that he has at least $1M reasons.

And only only ones throwing the darts in the first place are those who didn't poke their eye out first.

The ol' DCM. I would add, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And don't even think about coming near Gosh's.

I'm sorry you're knackered WCW.

You mean a 60-goal a year premiership full-forward? Just wondering how many of those are "creaping" around the competition at the minute?

Thanks for this T.C. Some of the best footballers I've seen stand at 175cm. I'm not sure what the problem is. It's one of the great attractions of Aussie Rules, all shapes and sizes can be stars.

The most amazing thing about this thread is how amazed I am when reading it.

Look Rubbish Binny . . . if you persist in posting nuanced and discerning content such as the above on Demonland, I'll be forced to report you to Andy and cease listening to the pods.

And the perennial favourite . . . crops up almost every round . . . " . . . xyz player is gassed. Needs to be rested/managed/given a week off . . . " It's a special type of fail when it's written after round three or a bye.

He'll be saying that when the Weed is 30 years old.

Def considered Paul. Vinnie was one of my favs. Funny buggaggr.

Very hard on Jack SB. The blame should be spread around. I also blame Norm Smith (of course), Diamonds Tilbrook, Spud Dullard, Michael Byrne, Chris Woodman, Carl Ditterich, Peter Johnston, Phil Carman, Glenn McLean, David Cordner (naturally), Earl Spalding, Brent Grgic, Travis Johnstone, Scott Thompson, Michael Newton, Mitch Clark, Chris Dawes, Jesse Hogan, and anyone with the name Dom. Pedo narrowly escapes.

Quite frankly, a Royal Commission does not nearly go far enough. I would have thought a fully parliamentary inquiry with very broad terms of reference is required. Stan from Stradbroke Island should chair, as he has all the relevant statistics at hand. At the completion of the said inquiry, a Truth and Reconciliation Commission should be established, where former and current Demons are given the opportunity to tell their story. First called to the stand should be Roger Ellingworth, Peter Giles, Stephen Smith, Max Gawn and a representative of the Flower family. In witness protection should be Leigh Matthews and Razor Ray.

One of the truely great words in the English language Sue. Thanks for using it. (Now . . . where is my Oxford?)

Couldn't agree more. Probably on 180k if he's lucky and does more than a serviceable job.

I'd recognise Mitch Brown in a police line-up every time.

We are cutting the list back and sending 14 out to play each week. Bang . . . bang, bang, bang.