The Reverend

I'd recommend Rosella or Heinz. Masterfoods do a good one as well.

That is ludicrous!!!!!!!!

Is it fun being miserable?

Give it a rest!

That is the most amazing piece of drivel I've read in a long time. I'm an English teacher teaching in Beijing. I'm not sure the kids I'm teaching here could write something as poorly thought out and poorly constructed. Is there a shred of evidence or even common sense in what he's saying? I can't find it. Take his medal and shove it up Robbo's fat clacker.

Don't forget his other brother, Daryl.

Just another to add to our frustrations. Not required.

I've never forgotten the gem when Colin Sylvia dived over the ball just as it was being kicked and Cometti called, "How about Sylvia's mother?" Very quick with a pun and brought so much to even the most boring games. If only Channel 7 could give Brian Taylor some Cometti pills.

And so it begins! Another trade period under way. Thanks for your service boys. These guys saw the worst of recent times. It's always sad when players are dee-listed but that's progress. We are making progress aren't we?

Intelligent, respectful, humble and a deserving winner. I wish he was ours.

Shut the @#$% up Donny! You're outa your depth.

A big Demonland congratulation on your leadership ET. I'm with you.

As long as he doesn't get into the habit of leaving no turn unstoned!

More like Slightly...

No. I'm about as musical as the Port Adelaide theme song.

You'll have to explain that one...

No they weren't in there. Seriously, I've never met them or had anything to do with them. I'm not that sort of reverend!

They weren't at my place!

No.

Could be the bugler.

At least we've moved on from blaming Jack Watts.

The swans have tanked tonight to try and keep us out of the race. They won by the smallest margin they could manage. They are clearly worried about the form team of the competition getting through and taking scalps. We cannot be disadvantaged by playing finals. It's a win-win situation. Whatever the outcome it will provide huge motivation for 2017. GO DEES!

All I can see is Jack Viney and Nathan Jones holding a cup aloft while 40,000 members and another 30,000 termites celebrate wildly at the MCG .Our path is set. For the first time in many years our trade period is about topping up rather than list-building. GO DEES!

And then there's Viney. I know he's been in the system a little longer but he will be prove to be equally great.

Running must really take it out of you.