The Reverend

Absofeckinlutely!

Yeah, I know. This year I'm adopting an attitude of optimistic indifference. I've promised myself I will not repeat last year's unbridled pre-season enthusiasm that saw me lash out early and buy memberships for my two sons and my lovely lady. Oh, it was so promising, and then we got hit with the demon stick once again. This year I'm pretending to be oblivious to all pre-season hype and maintaining a calm and rational demeanour . Hope you're well young man.

Just training the house down. Everyone does it!

Mitch Hannan Bayley Fritsch Steven May Christian Petracca Ed Langton No reasons really, I'd just like to see at least five of our guys have a great year in 2020. Can't think of five from this year! Go Dees!!!

Absolutely. It was beyond belief and that's all that consoles me. I hope to wake one day and find it's all been a very bad dream.

Craptastic! A win is better than a loss but I'm not sure how much more I can take.

Stopped watching. Just appalling. Do we have a coach? Does he have a clue? Do our players care? I'm over this stuff. I don't mind watching a loss if it's a contest but this is just surrender.

I wish was as fat as him!

It's only a practice match but ffs it would be nice to look like a team with some system. Forward entries are pathetic.

Arrived in Nanjing to do a few weeks work filling in for someone needing to go home for family reasons. When I met the guy, talk soon turned to football and he asked me who I followed. I did my usual, slightly embarrassed, "Ahh, the Dees mate." His response, "How good is Clayton Oliver?" Turns out he's a lifelong supporter. Who'd have thought you'd be in China and the first Australian you meet is a Dees fan? Go DEES!

Greetings to all Demonlanders from rainy Nanjing. I'll be back in time for the JLT fiasco and looking forward to a big year ahead. Let's all lift our games to new heights this year! Go Dees!

Absolutely, certainly, positively correct Mr Webber. We are looking like a better team already. Our backline stocks are now most impressive. Our forwards will get the job done and our backs will limit opposition scoring. We may just be unstoppable. GO DEES!

Go DEES! One win away from a grand final; and a chance to bury the tiges under a mountain of pressure. Clearly the best tackling side in the comp. I'm so proud of what these guys have managed to do. Praise the Lord!

To each their own. There's a time and place for all single malts. No bad ones, just some I like better than all the others I like.

Here's to the DEES!

Wth seven minutes left, I turned to my son and said, "Can they kick six goals in seven minutes?" That's what 60 years of supporting this club have done to me! MFCSS? Go DEES!!!!

Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain. He will get his punishment on the aforementioned day of atonement!

Apparently we cannot say p-u-s-s-i-e-s unless we put dashes between each letter.

We need to look at the signs. Sometimes they are hidden right under our noses. Go Dees! He has spoken...

Cursed be the Cats for they are a pursefull of [censored]. Blessed be the Dees for they play exciting football. Blessed be the patient for they shall inherit the flag. Go Dees!

Enough of this nonsense! God says NO!!!!

But not a wise one apparently!

Thanks so much Pennant. I forgot about my wife. Can anybody help out with one more?

Apparently I can get two tickets with my one barcode. Can anybody help me out with a couple more barcodes? I have two sons and two grandkids who are desperate to go.