Jaded No More

So, when does poaching season officially start? I smell a $cully payback on the cards. No wonder GWS were playing nice with their MD picks.

MFCSS is rife in this thread "Oh noes we paid overs" "Oh noes he will end up leaving for home" "Oh noes he can't kick" FFS, he hasn't even set foot at the club yet and already some are fretting and criticizing him? Get a life people!

OMG Hogan's highlights envoke the same level of arousal in me as watching Chanel runway shows. Clarky and Hogan up forward is a dream that is going to come true in 2014!!!

Goodbye and good riddance. He is a toolbag and I'm thrilled he shunned us. We are too strict for his fun-loving ways.

Best week ever. I have one word to describe this trade- Amazeballs!!!

The chances of us getting Franklin are less than zero. And Reiwoldt is too old.

Would be funnier if we poached Whitfield. Oh the laughs!

We are only sleeping with them because they are loaded.

I lol'ed Even if Frawley wanted out, he is contracted so good luck to him. He is ours, and we won't be letting him go!

Oh good, another "Jack Watts is probably crap" thread.

Omg someone wants Bennell, Morton and Cook? SELL NOW!!! Thanks Nudge. Love your posts.

Worst. Thread. Ever. Don't speak ill of baby Jesus. Blasphemy!

It's time for T$ closure. It's time for JV to smash him a good one next year, and we can all laugh and move on having dodged the biggest bullet of all time.

Get Hogan and suddenly I am excited and hopeful again.

GWS will pretty much just own this draft. Which is fine. I am happy to wait a year for a gun KPP than waste an early pick on Dawes. Long term thinking will make us really successful, rather than just mediocre. I've waited a lifetime for us to not suck, what's another year?

Well he can [censored] right off then.

The words epic win have never been more appropriate. And I take back my hatred for GC. Carry on. Welcome Jack! In the words of one infamous poster, we have been KOTD!

When and where did he confirm that? I still don't get why we would force Wellingham to come to Melbourne when he doesn't want to? What's the point? We are a joke if we trade pick 4 for these two. It reeks of short term gain to bolster Neeld's win-loss ratio. What a disgrace.

I must say that a small part of me will lol if Jack Viney turns out to be a dud AFL footballer. But most of me will just cry and become addicted to Valium.

GC are a bunch of pricks if they bid for JV tomorrow, and I hope that he spend his entire career smashing their players each and every time we play them. Talk about going against the spirit in which the Father-Son rule is intended. It's not as if we are such a great team that another gun player will bring us an immediate premiership. [censored].

If we give up pick 4 for these two NQRs then I am convinced Neeld is a double agent working for Collingwood. Utter friggin madness.

If you read the right Twits you can figure out that Rivers is off to Geelong.

Would marry.

Yeah, no mention of guys like Jones, Blease and Howe re-signing this year, even though all 3 could find new clubs in a second. Pathetic Denham at it again. He is a moron.

And we will take Murphy. Delusional scenarios are fun.