Winners at last

I think poor James Jordon (aka Jordan Jones) is the definitive unused sub.

Lever = next MFC captain.

What could possibly go wrong? My MFCSS is a thing of the past ....

I see what you did there.

I live NE of the city, but I'm fine with a Caulfield training/social facility. The proposal of a training oval at Yarra Park would be way more convenient for me, but apparently there is little prospect of that happening. I'm sure that will have a significant impact on the Club's planning.

Pakistan batting totally collapsed.

I think you should have started your post with "#funfact".

Maynard is a disgusting piece of filth. Is that going overboard? The AFL did what they needed to do to get him off the charge. My anger remains unabated.

My (late) parents were migrants. They had less than zero interest or knowledge of AFL (VFL at that time). As a little tacker, I apparently had a beanie that had red + blue colours on it. (It wasn't specifically a Demons beanie.) I was asked from time to time whether I barracked for Melbourne. My simplest option was to say yes. I guess that was in 1966, but the first GF I can remember was 1968. Prior to 2021, it was pretty slim pickings. My 3 children all barrack for Melbourne, with relative (but reasonable) degrees of enthusiasm. My firstborn married a Carlton supporter. I didn't put pressure on my daughter to ensure that their daughter (my granddaughter) barracks for MFC. So she will no doubt barrack for Carlton. In all likelihood, her father will take her to many more matches than I'm likely to; for various reasons ... decrepitude and/or death.

It would be helpful if would grow another 10 cm.

If you were very old, you would know that that comment should be directed to Joyce (aka Rosie Sturgess). I am old*, but it was slightly before my time. I think I need to adjust my medication. *but I am happy

Being paranoid doesn't necessarily mean that they're not out to get you.

Whatever happened to 'the huddle' from kickouts?

I dislocated my shoulder while body surfing at Palm Beach a few years. I didn't require rescuing. Don't worry though ... I survived.

Sounds like a cunning plan.

Or a bus of any description?

Why the concern about Angus? I thought that POS Maynard was the victim here .... at least that's what the filth people, and the media seem to be portraying.

I've had 2 glasses of Lachlan Ridge pinot grigio. 2 litre cask is $8 @ liquorland. Great value.

You seem to have forgotten their best known supporter ....

You seem to have forgotten their best known supporter ....

There's a doco on Duran Duran at 7.30 tonight (SBS). I think I'll watch that.

Certainly doesn't seem the sharpest tool in the shed.

I'm going to be sick ....

Hate de Goey, but he's a seriously good player