Bitter but optimistic

What a pizzer - made me forget I'm off the grog - great work!

..... and the passengers started getting off.

You started off trying to be reasonable and...................... you almost pulled it off.

You couldn't help yourself - just had to slip that one in.

Your denial seems a little limp - on the face of it anyway.

No I stopped that card. But I least did Biffen a good turn, he used it for a number of medical appointments. Specialists in "relaxation" and there were some Asian associations - herbalists I think.

Dead? Maybe. Yeah Nah .

Well who are you going to blame for that Chook? See if you can find a virgin!!!

Who's paying?

FMD, we'd die of boredom.

Agree fully OD. Morality or even legality (at least as far as it can be tweaked) will not come into it. The AFL will always try to accommodate the power clubs. They will be dirty on Essendon simply because they have upset the gravy train not for any player welfare or moral reasons.

Ha Ha I certainly did spurs. Also wondered how much they paid some marketing/advertising type guru to come up with that shite

Still going I see Jizz. Now here is something to reflect on. At the end of this month, I'm back on the pizz and will be enjoying slurping it down more than ever. You on the other hand have to give up those smooth relaxing ciggies for ever. Just think Jizz , that beautiful post breakfast smoke with the cuppa - gone for ever. Go on Jizz have a final one. You want to. Go on, one wont hurt.

Get any (rain) in Borewood daise? Maybe wash some of the beige away?

WHY? WHY? WHY DOES THE BUCKET OF SH IT ALWAYS LAND ON US?

Your final line sums it up for me Jack - "start winning games". For the last several years we have been easybeats, a joke. FFS, I was once at a game where a Hawthorn supporter "felt sorry" for Melbourne. We must win games and regain credibility as a football club. We must be seen as a serious football club. For all that I hate Collingwood they have a swagger and street cred that at the moment we can only dream about. Win games, become arrogant bas tards!

No Man, I'll happily return to my over indulgent habits and my usual nom de plume!

Christ Song where do you find this shite? She looks like she's trying to cough up a furball.

The lads are quite immoderate in their habits, however, I have not noticed them brewing up as much mate as usual.

How very rude of you dee-luded!! I consider myself rather svelte.

Now don't be a fl og Ethan! Half of my posts are "truly ridiculous " so don't encourage people to think that particular category is in anyway misguided!

Well this is a turn up Oneday. I've never before been considered moderate. I'm a little shellshocked. I shall comment on this affront at a later date. (When I can think of something suitable)

Speaking of inanity, where is the Jizza? I presume his feeble challenge has finally collapsed and he has gone into hiding with a carton of smokes

Well well, the Clit is back and demanding "something witty"! It is difficult to be witty and keep it at a slapstick level that you might understand Clit, so I'll pass on that challenge. However, I'm also trying to cast my mind back to some of your profundities and coming up empty. All that really comes to mind was your pie throwing routine the day you stuck your ugly mug all over the board. A pool of inanity would be my description of that.

I wouldn't say it's always the wrong decision Curry. It depends a lot on the type of support they get and who is around them. BTW. I've been doing some online stalking er research of your squeeze. (Hope you don't mind) A real doll in the swimming cossie what ho!!!