Bitter but optimistic

Uncle Bitter my neighbours are doing Febfast and swear that the key is to drink soda water or mineral water from a wine glass and close your eyes. Most of your senses are satisfied, except taste of course. Who knows, you might even become a teetotaller out of this. Thanks for the useless advice Loonie. It's not about taste - it's about the alcohol coursing through the system!

We are all slipping into our dotage due to the shock of positive posts about MFC!!,

As I sit here slurping on a Bickfords Cloudy Apple cordial and soda water I ask myself what moment of temporary insanity allowed me to sign up (And pay money!!) to join this "Febfast foolishness". A month without the tender caress of a fruity Shizaz! FMD what an imbecile I am. No competition either. I reckon Jizz will go up in a puff of smoke within a day or two. Dairy farmers have (read appendage disadvantage) and are unable to match with the real heroes of the land.

I'm going to take you down Jizz!

Ok you're on softy. May the beast farmer win!!!

All of the above dc. However when the tough times come ( ie the paper is late, the toilet blocks, Biffen tries to cadge a free lunch) that's when the real Alpaca farmers stand up!!!

I have learnt through bitter experience not to "go early" on Melbourne I will hold my powder!!

The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts. Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve. Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety) Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

Flower and Stynes are icons, could they be highlighted even more? Roos and Jones would do me as representing the current team. PS. Feel free to post my pic as a way of attracting more readers and members to Dland.

Wannabes like Clit and Jizz passing judgement on their social and intellectual superior. That is the result of letting anyone vote.

It is a gross miscarriage of justice that you received no further honors Earl Hood while Phill the Greek adds another one to his extensive list Some blots on your (how shall I put it delicately) escutcheon appear to have become public! Perhaps the servants are blabbing?

I was having an aus day drink of coopers and was told this was a " Hipster" choice of libation. Does this make me a hipster? What is a hipster?

Always a tad testy at two Ethan?

Mine does.

Unlike us, there is a mob out Glenferrie way that collects them.

Well I like the final word Norm but I agree there is more bullshite on this thread than even I and Biffen can muster up Danger playing for us FMD!!!!!

Yes and no! Even I am wary of the ones who find a toothbrush growing between my toes erotic I need to speak to Lothario!

Told you so! Dairy farmers, govt subsidized, WAP!

Please note! We of Romsey's polite society will not be drawn into any puerile discussion of toilet or personal hygiene habits. Although, for those who have a genuine interest, I will note that the chronic fungal issue appears to be under control.

"drinking more water" There 's your problem Red!

Serious question dc! What diet is best to keep you in the blue rinser saddle? I realize the 80 plus group probably tire easily but what about the 60 year old " young uns" . Do you go paleo or load up on the carbs ( plus Biffs additives) . Is the MICA team on standby?

No Earl Hood just wanted to give one of my delightful cousins her 15 minutes of fame. BTW are you enjoying a spot of Royal Tennis?

Just for you Moon

Just thinking about those little woven bracelets

Soft as butter at the beach. Won't last long.