Bitter but optimistic

Now I'm worried. I might have to invite Moonshadow along to pay .... but he's a boring bastard.

Well, as this is probably about his fourteenth attempt, I'm confident that Fl og will be going ok. At the worst, he'll be popular, as he can drive his classmates to the lolly shop.

I've got a shite load on the Hawks tonight. If they lose Biffen will have to buy me lunch tomorrow. Which translates as, if they lose I don't eat.

If that [censored] happens I'm done. I'll cop a loss but if we get a flogging im done. Ill never pay my $500 plus membership again.. I repeat never again! If we get done by over 60 points I'm finished on dland .. GET THAT FINISHED. Honestly I'm sick of being [censored] over as a melbourne supporter.. There are lots of other [censored] I enjoy. Repeat 60+ I'm done forever!!

I always put one those stickers they give you on the front of my diary. If this shi te continues I'll cease that practice. In fact if this sh ite continues I'll no longer get the stickers!

Of course dc has different problems with his bluerinsers - they can't remember where they live. And even if they do they can never find the key. dc evidently manages though.

I'm sure their were "reasons" why you locked "the girls" in the yard Jizz. However, I think it best such reasons remain secret.

I don't understand Fitzy's inclusion. In the immortal words of Pauline could someone, please explain?

Hey Jizz that canuck sheila is back. Why don't you apply your irresistible charm and ask her for a date.

Settle down Mable. This is oz - all beaches and skin cancer.

Do you don the bob the builder overalls and tool belt as one of your fantasies for the blue rinsers dc? I'd love to know what was in the nail bag.

Painful memories Quean b ?

Leave the club by all means, but Dland needs incisive posters like you EN -don't leave us.

mmmmmmmmm! Food for thought. Moonie had strange footwear when I encountered him at the footy ...and Jizza .... FMD! He would have every gumboot variant imaginable. The pony [censored] could be one of Dland's own. Unsurprising I guess.

Soo....ee! Sooo ee! Sooo eee!

Next thing that canuck sheila will be talking about ice hookey or some such [censored]. Think I'll go to bed.

Rattle the pig bucket .... and look who arrives

Clearly explained as usual ENYAW!

I've given that pervert some consideration dc. How did he do it do you think? Perhaps he could rewrite the "Kama Sutra" with a milk crate or stool (stool - not a great choice of word I'll admit) as a third partner. You have to admire the guy though - he doesn't let social conventions influence his preferred lifestyle. (either a relative of Biffen or the Jizza has been found out)

A reasoned post Cranky but the Doomsayers should not be brushed off as "silly". The obvious fact (from simple observation) is that our effort against Hawthorn was as bad as anything dished up in the last 10 years. Forget injuries, forget any other excuses - it was [censored] pure and simple. We were brushed aside , denied the ball and humiliated - fact. So those among us who have watched similar floggings over the years have valid reasons for our negativity. We all wait for the time when we can go to the footy with some hope of a win - atm we cannot because we are [censored] -fact. Initially I thought we might win 7 games this year - now I'm not certain. Frankly I don't see any wins on the immediate horizon - I hope I'm wrong!!

I hope Jack requested this. We don't want to upset the poor boy.

What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site. Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

FFS picket, keep it simple will you!

FMD ! Even you have lost the plot bb. We're done!

Yes. Whenever I am really desperate for a kip I skim through Moonie's posts. Nod off immediately.