Bitter but optimistic

Just when I thought I had all the Dland nutters pigeonholed ....................... !

FMD! I had a ton Freo last night. Full time half time double @ $1.42. It seemed a good bet at the time! FMD.

Is this the sort of experience that has made you a hateful person Ethan? If so, go and give yourself a good flogging!

You raise an interesting point in a changing world Biff. You refer to the old joke - 50's 60's where a Collingwood loss meant XXXXX number of wives bashed. Well Im not advocating bashing but as I alluded to on another thread - this women's rights stuff is out of control. Perhaps a jolly good flogging!

Can we revoke it, do you think?

I love this thread but have avoided reading most of it.

Thanks Azz - an excellent educational video.

You're right picket - a dog act - he swallowed it all the way to the elbow as I recall, He had to go and have a lay down immediately after.

Bah!! Not much of a story. An enlightened educator like myself would have given the little rotter a jolly good thrashing.

I just hopr the result is better than last years game.

Giving Sheilas rights! FMD Bad blue that one.

I've said before - "You just gotta love Demonland"

"Misery porn", I'm not familiar with that particular genre. I'll need to consult our resident expert Biffen.

I remember Peter Bell as a good footballer who had a long career? At one time had to travel a lot to play/train I believe. Hall of fame? Not so sure.

The Alpacas are going ok Mable - the barn is centrally heated. In fact I flaked out there after last night's culinary disaster ( and a further bottle of shiraz). Can't chat as I'm currently trying to recover my reputation for producing culinary delights. Might be my last chance with the squeeze.

I'm sure everyone will be pleased to learn that my irritating fungal infection is clearing up nicely.

I'm venting! What a disaster of a night. Wanted to impress the squeeze tonight with a special dinner. Well FMD. First the young lady I'd employed to help for the night walked out and left me high and dry. Silly really. I had a bit of a slip and had to grab something to save myself- I'm sure all reasonable people will understand - well anyway, I'll let the courts sort that out. Then I thought all was going along swimmingly with my own chefing until ... Well Romsey Manor has a gourmet kitchen - including one of those fancy double ovens .... but somehow the system failed me! The temperatures were the wrong way around!!! FMD!!! Then the neighbour arrived making accusations and everything went to shite. Perhaps Earl Hood can advise me but being of a higher social order can be difficult.

I don't get it Moonie!

Too subtle dc.

How could such a great boxer say that I wonder?

Geez haven't seen Lemon Drops for years. Different brand though.

I had an optimistic spurt as it were early in the season but alas, and sadly, the mighty dees have given me another kicking. I'm not confident about any games at the moment.

Use your imagination Ethan. There a number of scenarios where this has could happen.

Silly mistake Moon! That's Jizza you're talking about! Gumboots, cow shite and terrified heifers!