Bitter but optimistic

Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells. Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin. I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill. The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me. Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

Ahh ...well, I suppose honest toil is its own reward Earl.

A lawyer! Honours??? Bwahaha!! Very funny Red!!!!

Any recognition for you in QB Honours Earl?

Possibly so dc. However, personally dc, I reckon the philosophies of Bacchus make more sense.

Take your stool to the naughty corner Moonie.

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

Can't help but admire the poo jogger. His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame? BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

Thank you for that enlightening lesson Ethan

Excellent one liner Ethan but why did you choose to be gender specific?

You're not another bloody lawyer are you?

There's always room for one more in the swamp dpos.

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

A fashion oversight for sure

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours. Back to the footy for me.

I'm getting very excited!!!

I'm trying to read Demonland and watch The Wedding simultaneously - but I'm torn. The Lads are watching too and have promised to alert me when the bride arrives.

Bah! Vulgar doggerel which, unsurprisingly receives likes from a bloke who displays his underwear and a known pervert from Westralia.

You're a [censored] sicko Deemented.

Well good evening folks. Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership. Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you? To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor. Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up!

Been busy of late so I've just caught up with this thread. I must say, I believe that it is the only time in my life that thoughts of Justin Bieber have come to my mind.

Well I handed out a rather artistic flogging and received a rousing round of applause from the members.

Well clearly skinny, she needs a jolly good thrashing.

Rising again can be a problematic issue dc

Well I must say it's delightful to hear from the canuck correspondent. Both you and dc made quite reasonable suppositions about the said property, however, the truth of the matter is that Biffen was rejected as a potential occupant on the basis of his poor character and record of appalling behaviour in that area. And yes Mabel ...... I did survive Asia .... just .... but have barely survived recent encounters with Biffen. My financial health is particularly damaged.