Bitter but optimistic

Be careful, your missus might invest in a "new Fence"!

Vast experience around Lake Wendouree apparently.

Yeah. Sounds like a dropped mark play on?

I just felt the grass outside the boundary and it’s dry Go figure

[censored] of a game

Clarrie kicked a couple of bananas though

Jesse’s goal kicking is [censored] in the warm up

Jesus a few of the lads are out having a kick Shitty pink warm up outfit- fmd!! no vino I’m on the beams

It’s 30 here in Darwin timbo suck it up!!!!!

Well i must say I’m surprised. I thought you a complete vulgarian Ethan but it seems you have some limits

You’re just being vindictive and trying to spoil my well earned break ”The Lads” would never allow one of your status admission to the hallowed Manor

With smashed avocado? Or is that peculiar to Freo?

I’m currently hydrating on VB and will head off to the ground soon. There will likely be a pub stop on route. It’s rather hot atm Im pumped over this game. I’ve followed Melbourne to Sydney, Canberra and Darwin previously and never seen a win I’ll break the ice tonight Sadly the maid remained at The Manor so my celebrations will probably be a solitary affair - still they can be quite enjoyable

Well I must say I have had a strenuous outback adventure. These Westralians have some quite bizarre habits though. These public “dump points “ in caravan parks are quite uncomfortable and I always seemed to draw an audience of voyeurs. Odd lot. Anyway I left a trail of tinea through their ablution blocks as repayment

Bitter has risen in Katherine I shall end my perilous outback odyssey in Darwin this afternoon and make a grand entrance at the football this evening I expect the team to be inspired by my presence and thrash those Westralians soundly!

I am touring in a beast of uncertain origin named Maui

Uncle Bitter is currently in Kimberleys. I mean in The Kimberleys so I shall be listening in with fervour . I may also be sober as I am having difficulties obtaining beer. Shiraz is an impossible dream. However,I shall soldier on manfully and expect my spirits to be uplifted by the Dees dishing out a jolly good thrashing

Just visiting some so called tourist attraction Roti Island or some such. Bah! Poor coffee. Worse food! And if that’s not bad enough the place is infested with giant rodents trying to purloin one’s shitty lunch Gave the ringleaders a jolly good whacking That taught the beggars some respect

Are you [censored] implying something?

I must say I was quite chuffed by all the above encouragement .It resulted in a very emotional discharge Trawled through a few pubs last night. Must say there was a surprising number of drunks and derros about the place. I would usually thrash such types but I considered that Ethan may have been one of them and demonstrated considerable restraint re your queries dc No “Special” guests. I had considered WA’s quarantine laws and thus wrapped my offending pinkies in glad wrap pre flight. Nevertheless I was approached by a sniffer dog at the airport. Oddly the poor beast had some form of convulsion and began foaming at the mouth. Fatigue I suppose

Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells. Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin. I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill. The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me. Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

Putting Monday's aberration behind us and adding a touch of optimism, I reckon we can finish with 14 wins. Saints - win WB. - win GC - win GWS - win ( despite our last round of season history) This means Port - win ( we simply cannot afford to lose this) And one of Freo - ( at our best yes but these home games in the mulga concern me) Adelaide ( They'll be tougher next time but we flogged them once why not again?)

Ahh ...well, I suppose honest toil is its own reward Earl.

Big game Big stage We couldn’t take the heat No excuses We must improve Simples

Just arrived. There’s a [censored] load of people wearing North Melbourne beanies.