Bitter but optimistic

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game. And watch the replay later

Special!! Alive!! I thought you and squirrel had frozen together in spoon mode in the Fitzroy Gardens. And it also seems you have funds to splurge on bus and air tickets - you have indeed come up in the world

Well let's panic just in case.

Never reflect when you are sober - it just makes you want to get pizzed again.

Good work joeboy

Viney Max Clarrie Hibberd Tmac Jetta

Just boarded a train at Scumbury Very confident and looking forward to some pre game refreshments

I would be prepared to demonstrate some advanced flo gging techniques - for a modest fee of course

As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.

That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.

I admit that I am both morally and intellectually [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce". FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

An understandable mistake dc. That fellow is a very stylish dresser. I suspect we share the same tailor and fashion consultant.

Quite right Jack .

Unless someone comes up injured you could put the mortgage on no change.

I didn't make any promises for this match but for some reason, I had to stop the Merc about halfway between Scumbury and The Manor to have a very nasty power spew.

MudDog seems a high quality citizen . Of course his choice of sauce on the kebab would be a factor.

Thanks Red - I've always been a good judge of character.

I don't do much online stuff so I've organised Moonshadow to get my ticket. He's charged me $400.00 for a level 2 seat . Is that right?

This was the best I've seen of the Weid. He looked confident. It was as if he finally felt comfortable in the big time. The club has developed him well and he is coming good at just the right time.

Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.

You live in Canberra! Bwahahaha! Your're [censored] !!!

Well Moonie, if you must know ( but not understand), there are private moments when the wearing of tights is suitable to the occasion.

Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training. Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights. Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting! Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes. Simples.

Have to say I’m over bananas The topic of waxing ( raised above) offers a number of possible avenues to explore Perhaps some of the learned souls that inhabit this place could profer some speculation