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Bitter but optimistic

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Everything posted by Bitter but optimistic

  1. I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game. And watch the replay later
  2. Special!! Alive!! I thought you and squirrel had frozen together in spoon mode in the Fitzroy Gardens. And it also seems you have funds to splurge on bus and air tickets - you have indeed come up in the world
  3. Well let's panic just in case.
  4. Never reflect when you are sober - it just makes you want to get pizzed again.
  5. I would be prepared to demonstrate some advanced flo gging techniques - for a modest fee of course
  6. As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.
  7. That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.
  8. I admit that I am both morally and intellectually [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce". FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience
  9. My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed
  10. An understandable mistake dc. That fellow is a very stylish dresser. I suspect we share the same tailor and fashion consultant.
  11. Thanks Red - I've always been a good judge of character.
  12. I don't do much online stuff so I've organised Moonshadow to get my ticket. He's charged me $400.00 for a level 2 seat . Is that right?
  13. This was the best I've seen of the Weid. He looked confident. It was as if he finally felt comfortable in the big time. The club has developed him well and he is coming good at just the right time.
  14. Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.
  15. You live in Canberra! Bwahahaha! Your're [censored] !!!
  16. Well Moonie, if you must know ( but not understand), there are private moments when the wearing of tights is suitable to the occasion.
  17. Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training. Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights. Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting! Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes. Simples.
  18. Have to say I’m over bananas The topic of waxing ( raised above) offers a number of possible avenues to explore Perhaps some of the learned souls that inhabit this place could profer some speculation
  19. That's the spirit Red - don't tamper with a winning formula!!!
  20. Just listening to David King on 360 and his very reasonable comments about the moral outrage ( my words not his ) that have accompanied this incident. Yeah it was a shocker but don't the media love it. [censored] me the vultures would love another big whack this weekend so that they could continue the sanctimonious [censored] they have been wallowing in.
  21. Haven't read the whole thread but isn't the younger Brayshaw an Eagle's player? Make for an uncomfortable team meeting!
  22. I'll give it to 3/4 time bb. I reckon by then I'll have reason to either drown my despair or ….. maybe start celebrating
  23. I've had lots of twists and turns over this and similar issues over the years and I've battled my own "demons" often enough. Now I reckon [censored] it - no one holds a gun to your head and makes you play a pokie. No one shoves a ciggy in your mouth and makes you inhale. No one tips booze down your gob and makes you drink it. Surely at some point we must take responsibility for our own actions. How [censored] weak has society become?

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