Bitter but optimistic

Could quibble a bit, but not bad picket!

I agree with the above positives but some of the negatives are either complete [censored] or was watching another game.

Bitter's armchair votes. I reckon the first four are fairly obvious 6. Max 5. Clarrie 4. Brayshaw 3. Hogan 2. Milkshake 1. O mac

Well we are in front!

I saw him play his last game and reckoned that was it for him. Good luck to him for working hard enough to get a recall but geez ......... he need to have improved vastly.

You beat me to it CB !!! I think Ethan may have had too many of those odd sprinkles on his breakfast.

Good pick up Deemented! I've had a couple of goes in the corporate boxes both for footy and cricket. And yes .... I made a [censored] of myself each time. With the wisdom of hindsight though, it is probably best to show a little restraint - you may get invited back!

I hate that timeslot - I'll be watching from The Manor.

Be careful, your missus might invest in a "new Fence"!

Vast experience around Lake Wendouree apparently.

Yeah. Sounds like a dropped mark play on?

I just felt the grass outside the boundary and it’s dry Go figure

[censored] of a game

Clarrie kicked a couple of bananas though

Jesse’s goal kicking is [censored] in the warm up

Jesus a few of the lads are out having a kick Shitty pink warm up outfit- fmd!! no vino I’m on the beams

It’s 30 here in Darwin timbo suck it up!!!!!

Well i must say I’m surprised. I thought you a complete vulgarian Ethan but it seems you have some limits

You’re just being vindictive and trying to spoil my well earned break ”The Lads” would never allow one of your status admission to the hallowed Manor

With smashed avocado? Or is that peculiar to Freo?

I’m currently hydrating on VB and will head off to the ground soon. There will likely be a pub stop on route. It’s rather hot atm Im pumped over this game. I’ve followed Melbourne to Sydney, Canberra and Darwin previously and never seen a win I’ll break the ice tonight Sadly the maid remained at The Manor so my celebrations will probably be a solitary affair - still they can be quite enjoyable

Well I must say I have had a strenuous outback adventure. These Westralians have some quite bizarre habits though. These public “dump points “ in caravan parks are quite uncomfortable and I always seemed to draw an audience of voyeurs. Odd lot. Anyway I left a trail of tinea through their ablution blocks as repayment

Bitter has risen in Katherine I shall end my perilous outback odyssey in Darwin this afternoon and make a grand entrance at the football this evening I expect the team to be inspired by my presence and thrash those Westralians soundly!

I am touring in a beast of uncertain origin named Maui

Uncle Bitter is currently in Kimberleys. I mean in The Kimberleys so I shall be listening in with fervour . I may also be sober as I am having difficulties obtaining beer. Shiraz is an impossible dream. However,I shall soldier on manfully and expect my spirits to be uplifted by the Dees dishing out a jolly good thrashing