Bitter but optimistic

Of course I'm still Bitter bb you [censored]. In fact you can all shove your banana splits , bowl included, where they will cause the most pain. Any more questions as to my Bitterness? As to Optimism. I was so [censored] off after last Saturday, I've kept away from this forum, papers , radio etc all week. However, remarkably we are still in the game. It's Saturday night, I'm sober, I'm alone - I reckon we'll win

I hate that timeslot - I'll be watching from The Manor.

Be careful, your missus might invest in a "new Fence"!

Vast experience around Lake Wendouree apparently.

Well i must say I’m surprised. I thought you a complete vulgarian Ethan but it seems you have some limits

With smashed avocado? Or is that peculiar to Freo?

Well I must say I have had a strenuous outback adventure. These Westralians have some quite bizarre habits though. These public “dump points “ in caravan parks are quite uncomfortable and I always seemed to draw an audience of voyeurs. Odd lot. Anyway I left a trail of tinea through their ablution blocks as repayment

Just visiting some so called tourist attraction Roti Island or some such. Bah! Poor coffee. Worse food! And if that’s not bad enough the place is infested with giant rodents trying to purloin one’s shitty lunch Gave the ringleaders a jolly good whacking That taught the beggars some respect

Are you [censored] implying something?

I must say I was quite chuffed by all the above encouragement .It resulted in a very emotional discharge Trawled through a few pubs last night. Must say there was a surprising number of drunks and derros about the place. I would usually thrash such types but I considered that Ethan may have been one of them and demonstrated considerable restraint re your queries dc No “Special” guests. I had considered WA’s quarantine laws and thus wrapped my offending pinkies in glad wrap pre flight. Nevertheless I was approached by a sniffer dog at the airport. Oddly the poor beast had some form of convulsion and began foaming at the mouth. Fatigue I suppose

Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells. Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin. I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill. The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me. Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

Ahh ...well, I suppose honest toil is its own reward Earl.

A lawyer! Honours??? Bwahaha!! Very funny Red!!!!

Any recognition for you in QB Honours Earl?

Possibly so dc. However, personally dc, I reckon the philosophies of Bacchus make more sense.

Take your stool to the naughty corner Moonie.

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

Can't help but admire the poo jogger. His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame? BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

Thank you for that enlightening lesson Ethan

Excellent one liner Ethan but why did you choose to be gender specific?

You're not another bloody lawyer are you?

There's always room for one more in the swamp dpos.

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

A fashion oversight for sure

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours. Back to the footy for me.