Bitter but optimistic

Well sue the [censored] Red!

I'm not a horseracing aficionado Red but I saw the name and thought " arrgh yes must put a wager on that"! Of course, I then forgot all about until I heard the race result - and sadly the dividend. FMD - again!

Terrific bloke. Cruelled by injury and possibly the worst coach in history. I hope he comes good for Port and has a top season. ( I wouldn't even mind a cracker game against us) Go Jack!!

2 plus 2. Surely you've got more than that Red!

.... and some lovely treats.

Gotta love Halloween! I let the dogs out and watch the kids run screaming out the driveway while I'm sipping a Shiraz. Great sport!!.

Sake!! Surely Earl, a man of your sensibilities can do better than this? Perhaps your contacts at the Tokyo chapter of "Loyal Order of Hipsters" could acquire cherry blossom wine or some such for your delectation. PS. How is the guava paste moving?

Is this what my life has been reduced to? Criticism and personal analysis from a demented frog and a dead hack. FMD - before you know it I'll be drinking cask wine!

Crickey demonland is deadly dull atm. In the good old days you could throw a bone to Stuie and fire things up. Of course the immoderators would call this "baiting" and poor old Uncle Bitter would get some rehab. Arrh gotta miss Stuie!

Like "Moonie intelligence" BwahahBwahaha!! [censored] I'm funny!

Well od, I would if I could turn the same quid out of it as many of those who do.

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Describing a bloke who weighs 73kgs as "powerful" is an interesting juxtaposition.

you should publish a book of bad jokes. moonie

What started as a spur of the moment comment quickly turned into you blokes jockeying for position. It's become a bit lame. Time to rein it in.

We wanted him We got him He is a good established player But He better finish at least top 5 B and F We better make the finals.

He'll be in good hands Ernie.

Grievous bodily harm! Have you lost your feminine side dc?

Not exactly frogger. However I do have a facility that that is used for quite demanding pastimes. Although I imagine such practices are unknown to most Westralians ( excepting Ethan)!

I wonder if your ... err .. "companions" need medication to withstand the workouts dc?

Mmmm .. yes ..well .. briefs were certainly a significant factor in the whole tawdry affair.

I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym. Still got expelled.

A remedial session with the blue rinser/s should do the trick.

Must be a misprint here. Lawyers don't use "less" !

Great work Ethan - and it's not disgusting and perverted!!!! You are allowed one lapse!