Bitter but optimistic

On a different note, I'd like to inform my faithful readers of a new (and never to be repeated) experience that befell me on Saturday last. I made my first ever trip to aami Park to attend ……………………. wait for it ……………… "Monster Jam" A truly memorable couple of hours.

Give yourself a jolly good flogging WJ. And then give one to Ernie!

This is a particularly churlish suggestion Jack. Do you think you own this site? This is where the great minds of Demonland meet. It is where lesser beings come to be uplifted by bitter philosophies. Jesse Hogans come and go but this thread is an island of certain idiocy in an uncertain world. Your malicious threat must certainly result from an unsuccessful start to the Spring Carnival as there could be no logical reason to deny the world the enlightenment this hallowed place provides. As to you Ernie. You have evolved from an amoral fornicator while alive to a sanctimonious phantom. I hereby abjure you and your pomps.

Sometimes that's the best way for all concerned.

Crikey Ernie, now you've done it! You just made me tear up. My bacon, egg and quadruple pancake sandwich is ruined. Shame on you.

What if Max spews on him?

Glad you're back on this thread Ernie. Now you can tell me ( in total privacy of course) the filthy details about your "open marriage" experiences. As you're dead you can't be sued, so cut loose.

It means you're f....d dc !

We should have a poll on that dc.

Some lurid details please Ernie.

Nah ! Even lawyers would have better things to do …………………………………………… surely?

A Phd at the very least I would think dc. However, who would be interested in reading about lawyers?

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long. Redleg would be well and truly f....d then!

I'm going to stop reading this thread - it is seriously [censored] up my head space!

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc) frog.

What's a "tele prompter" ? Is it some sort of technological teaser pony ?

Bah!! Shylock.

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct. There are some unresolved matters - - The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus. - The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids - And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween - Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations. A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

It's all hypothetical at this moment 'lad ! Although some of the posts I've read seem more like hypofantasy.

I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves! In fact it could be dangerous!!

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story. I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers. They gave three reasons for this- There are more lawyers than rats Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies. There are some things even a rat won't do.

I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

Who cares about eggs? It's the sperm that counts.

I don't know anything about this bloke except that he's a big bastard. Can he play forward? Can he mark and kick a goal?

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet. Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!