Bitter but optimistic

I'm far from convinced but good luck to him.

Get stuck into the booze early Jane.

I don't know anything about this bloke except that he's a big bastard. Can he play forward? Can he mark and kick a goal?

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet. Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

I wonder if my lifetime ban carries over to the new venue?

It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre. Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualified with a wide variety of ….. err … shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor.

That's the price you must pay for living in the colonies Bobby.

I'm too busy trying to find a new maid Frog. Any suggestions?

I'm reassured by the vitriol, abuse and insults that are being levelled at the filth. Any demonlanders considering supporting them this week should be given a jolly good thrashing.

I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" . If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

The club received terrific service from Pedo. Well done to a great team man.

Question : A filth daughter asks her mum how to spell penis. Answer : I wish you'd asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue.

Filth sheilas are so ugly dogs have to close their eyes to leg hump them.

Female filth fans are all adwhoreable.

Did she put her false teeth in a glass beside the bed? Now that would be enticing.

Score someone please

I had no idea trade week could effect the draw Dee-lic, would you mind explaining it further?

That's a pretty fair summary George. I saw the comment/ question raised on a couple of threads ( and I asked it myself during the game) - " why were our players losing their feet so often"? Has anyone got an answer?

Well that's good layz - you can also use such places to develop those special photographs

Stop beating around the bush chook and tell us what you really think!

I'm in two minds here. Yes we made some terrific advances …… but when it really counted … we turned to shite.

At least you can cancel next week's appointment with the divorce lawyer jane!

Typical Melbourne. Just when you start to see a light at the end of the tunnel - the [censored] thing caves in!

"101 ways to suicide" is gaining appeal dc.