Bitter but optimistic

Use your most lurid speculations. They will probably fall short of the sordid reality

Most probably SWYL but I suspect it is being used in ....shall we say .... a manner likely to void any warranty.

Well I'm just about to head off from The Manor in anticipation of a Dees win, a gutful of booze and, happily, not being followed by a Moonshadow. My info is that Moonie has put his nethers before footy loyalty and is locked in a steamy tryst in a romantic cottage by the sea.

A lawyer! Honours??? Bwahaha!! Very funny Red!!!!

That was never in doubt Jane and I'm sure you will conduct yourself with the utmost decorum. However, in view of the occasion, a minor lapse or two is acceptable. In that spirit, I suggest spitting on them occasionally. It will wordlessly express your contempt while simultaneously make them feel comfortable - just as if they were in the filth social club.

I hope to see him do a nifty sidestep or two around the big yank giraffe today.

Any recognition for you in QB Honours Earl?

Bah! She obviously foresaw the "overtime" and has taken an RDO.

I hope you have a wonderful day hurling abuse and vitriol at that lot Jane. BTW Jane, I'm guessing that "corporate" filth supporters can afford dental implants ( albeit of poor quality ). Check that out if you can. Although vomiting or spitting them out while simultaneously gorging a hot dog and a classy Jim Beam may make it an easy task

Imagine going into the bye in second place with about as many wins as we usually cobble together in a season. Tell me I'm not dreaming.

Indeed. However, as long as it's not us ...................... enjoy!

Isn't it wonderful to bathe in the misfortune of others!!!!

Possibly so dc. However, personally dc, I reckon the philosophies of Bacchus make more sense.

Pedo in. Pro Dee will need a bex and a good lie down.

I think she preferred the Neeld days Wadda.

Take your stool to the naughty corner Moonie.

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

Can't help but admire the poo jogger. His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame? BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

Yeah. After years of Melbourne either promising much then disappointing or just being [censored] it's hard to get the cynical head around the fact that, finally, we have a decent team to support. I'm starting to believe and reckon we'll do the filth comfortably.

And there are still wankas on demonland who criticise him FMD!! Jones sits in our top ten ever!! A champion of the club!!

No change on form.

Formerly but occasional visitor, I believe.

Yeah she's wearing an Adelaide jumper.

I would like to have fitted Lever in RTG because he played a top game under enormous pressure but jeez Clarrie just got such a shitload of the ball!

Please don't mention that word in a thread about Daisy. It sends me all aquiver.