Bitter but optimistic

What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

The sun is over the yardarm at The Manor, so I've just snapped my first cap. I will be well in the moment when the ball is bounced.

FMD! What drug are you doing at the moment Biffen? And where did you steal The Bible?

That's it then. Thanks chook, I'll start making celebratory arrangements for next week!

fulgurant ?

Have you scattered your entrails to confirm a dees victory chook?

He's f.....d!

This is the big one I reckon. Win this and we will do the filth.

I can tell you that the Romsey pub is no longer operational. The pub in Gisborne was ok a few years ago. As to The Manor - private function.

The MCG should be renamed Boganville for tonight.

Thank you for asking Wrecker.

Probably the game Ethan. Drunken post game sex can be deflating.

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game. And watch the replay later

Special!! Alive!! I thought you and squirrel had frozen together in spoon mode in the Fitzroy Gardens. And it also seems you have funds to splurge on bus and air tickets - you have indeed come up in the world

Well let's panic just in case.

Never reflect when you are sober - it just makes you want to get pizzed again.

Good work joeboy

Viney Max Clarrie Hibberd Tmac Jetta

Just boarded a train at Scumbury Very confident and looking forward to some pre game refreshments

I would be prepared to demonstrate some advanced flo gging techniques - for a modest fee of course

As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.

That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.

I admit that I am both morally and intellectually [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce". FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

An understandable mistake dc. That fellow is a very stylish dresser. I suspect we share the same tailor and fashion consultant.