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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Probably the game Ethan. Drunken post game sex can be deflating.
  2. I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game. And watch the replay later
  3. Special!! Alive!! I thought you and squirrel had frozen together in spoon mode in the Fitzroy Gardens. And it also seems you have funds to splurge on bus and air tickets - you have indeed come up in the world
  4. Well let's panic just in case.
  5. Never reflect when you are sober - it just makes you want to get pizzed again.
  6. Good work joeboy
  7. Viney Max Clarrie Hibberd Tmac Jetta
  8. Just boarded a train at Scumbury Very confident and looking forward to some pre game refreshments
  9. I would be prepared to demonstrate some advanced flo gging techniques - for a modest fee of course
  10. As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.
  11. That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.
  12. I admit that I am both morally and intellectually [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce". FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience
  13. My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed
  14. An understandable mistake dc. That fellow is a very stylish dresser. I suspect we share the same tailor and fashion consultant.
  15. Unless someone comes up injured you could put the mortgage on no change.
  16. I didn't make any promises for this match but for some reason, I had to stop the Merc about halfway between Scumbury and The Manor to have a very nasty power spew.
  17. Really tough this week - 22 into 6 does not compute Harmes Weed Brayshaw Jetta - Just for his pure guts Lewis Viney - This bloke is built fpr for non pretty smash and bash finals football
  18. It occurs to me Ethan that you have taken the term “elimination” far too seriously
  19. I note a number of posters are feeling nervous about the game. I'm not concerned at all - we'll win. I am however, very nervous about the large crowd and subsequent queues to get booze. The notion of the dees winning and me being unwillingly sober is very uncomfortable indeed.
  20. This is not the time to be rational Skuit!
  21. Thank you Ethan, your crude post has helped my body clock readjust to football on Friday. My pumped up nethers are now telling me with certainty that the adrenalized Demons will swamp the poosies early and go on to a memorable crushing. Further we will follow this up by smacking the dorks next week. Unfortunately the swelling then subsided so subsequent predictions are on hold as it were. BTW Ethan did you throw your nervous outcomes around the neighbourhood?
  22. I'm not in the groove yet. Friday football has confused the shite out of my body clock.
  23. MudDog seems a high quality citizen . Of course his choice of sauce on the kebab would be a factor.
  24. Thanks Red - I've always been a good judge of character.
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