Bitter but optimistic

A very nasty post [censored] kick ! If you are not more careful, I shall bring you out to The Manor and give you a jolly good traumatising!

Congratulations! I must say your cover of layabout drug user/dealer and general purveyor of misery is very convincing.

So it's Skuit. I got that.

Provided you soak them in shiraz for an hour it's a deal. PS. P m me to arrange the pickup - we'll cut the lawyer out of the arrangement.

Good point Red but since you will be working on a "no win no fee" basis, I suggest you make some sneaky enquiries.

Along with the associated visual of Homer throttling Bart - parenting 101. As an aside SWYL, I presume the Knighthood was earned for various.... err "services" in Asia.

Quite so Red! Anyway Red, since you are of the lawyerly fraternity, and I am currently a little cash strapped, have we any grounds to sue Ethan? Obviously we will claim the moral high ground but it's just the lucre we want. Maybe we could organise a class action - Ethan has no doubt offended many.

A profane and blasphemous post. I'm offended.

It's a real problem when the Mrs' "little gussy" goes into hiding.

Good question Neil. It used to show up at the bottom of , I think, the home page but it seems to have disappeared. The answer to the meaning of life can be found on this thread ( if you know who to ask) so I'm sure your query (love that word) will be answered in the fullness of time.

Try farting fish hooks Ethan.

Naturally I wish you well in your lofty aspirations Earl. However …… you must know.. there are "rumours" going around on the social circuit wherein the good name of your house is associated with certain …… err indelicacies. Oddly, according to reliable sources, "garters" seem to have played something of an and up and down role in proceedings. I, off course, am not one to deal in such slanders but social media being what it is these days ….. who knows how high such tales reach?

I must say I had a hearty laugh when reading this morning's Herald Sin. It seems there is a move afoot to have Warnie Knighted! FMD! Sir Shane of House Bogan! I reckon our own @Earl Hood who has been smoozing after a gong for years, would leap of the uppermost balcony of his Fitzroy Hipster Palace if it happened.

I have no interest in AFLX I have never watched a game ( or "highlights") of AFLX I know nothing about AFLX. I see no reason for any of the above to change.

I must be drunk ( well actually I am). I fully agree with your post Red.

Yeah LDC, it's all a bit confusing for the filth. Mum and dad buy a family membership but they don't really know how many sprogs they have. Then son and daughter who happen to be married ( usually to each other) buy another one. Then someone gets locked up for doing burgs to pay for the memberships. Very confusing. Do the filth have a special prisoner category membership - limited games but you still get a beanie with a face mask?

I believe, @Earl Hood holds the original sketches for these highly desirable object d'art.

Death by suffocation. It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane. The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him). BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

Well no bloody wonder! In my experience you lawyers are very cryptic in the details of your bills but the bottom line is always crystal clear.

Daisy's better looking.

Well Steve, I suppose the most tactful way to put this, is to say that my video library is non mainstream. Her loss Ernie. However, having now had a perv, I'd happily present her with a gold award.

I'm with you picket - never heard of her.

Just read Gary Buckenara's article in yesterday's Herald - Sin. He rated Bedford at pick 33 and reckons he is a "potential steal" at pick 75. Go figure!

The moderators often misunderstand my offerings Chazz and I have been sent to rehab unfairly - I think I'll avoid that topic. However, I must admit I have no knowledge of young Hore. Is he perchance an in and under type?