Bitter but optimistic

Yeah LDC, it's all a bit confusing for the filth. Mum and dad buy a family membership but they don't really know how many sprogs they have. Then son and daughter who happen to be married ( usually to each other) buy another one. Then someone gets locked up for doing burgs to pay for the memberships. Very confusing. Do the filth have a special prisoner category membership - limited games but you still get a beanie with a face mask?

I believe, @Earl Hood holds the original sketches for these highly desirable object d'art.

Death by suffocation. It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane. The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him). BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

Well no bloody wonder! In my experience you lawyers are very cryptic in the details of your bills but the bottom line is always crystal clear.

Daisy's better looking.

Well Steve, I suppose the most tactful way to put this, is to say that my video library is non mainstream. Her loss Ernie. However, having now had a perv, I'd happily present her with a gold award.

I'm with you picket - never heard of her.

Just read Gary Buckenara's article in yesterday's Herald - Sin. He rated Bedford at pick 33 and reckons he is a "potential steal" at pick 75. Go figure!

The moderators often misunderstand my offerings Chazz and I have been sent to rehab unfairly - I think I'll avoid that topic. However, I must admit I have no knowledge of young Hore. Is he perchance an in and under type?

Only if he's shrouded in a few bottles of that Pinot he keeps going on about but never shares.

I must admit Ernie, that I have found a gaberdine overcoat a useful accessory when out strolling in the park.

Ernie is beyond old od he's dead. And good luck to him. However, I also know what rainbow paper is. FMD, is there any benefit in this aging process?

dc and Moons! FMD Earl, I realise you are, like myself, of genteel ilk but those two are certainly f.....d !

As usual Ankles, I shall ignore your crass posts . And Ernie, your cheap “like” has been noted.

I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up. However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

You're are sick [censored] Moonie.

Lighten up Ernie! When it all comes down to it we are kindred spirits. Same boat - being tossed around on the same meaningless sea of life.

Well Ernie …………… as they say in the classics.... " beauty is in the eye of the whip holder"

Bah! Typical tight [censored] lawyer! Invitation withdrawn!

Ernie, would you stop your tiresome carping about this thread. You are starting to sound like a schoolgirl that's been interfered with.

Silly of you to ask Red ( and please ignore the childish humour above) I am the perfect host and all necessary accoutrements for a pleasant evening are provided . However, a bottle, or two, of shiraz would be considered a friendly gesture. And …. given that you are filthy rich lawyer, who spends far too much time swanning about on cruises, I would consider a Grange appropriate recompense for my entertainments.

Nicely put Red. I may yet invite you ( and your Mrs. of course) to a private dinner at The Manor.

Careful punt! You are impinging on dc's territory.

I always perve responsibly dc. In fact, and I swear this is true, I received a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving. A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that. FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha ! No shite this conversation occurred today!