Bitter but optimistic

Question : A filth daughter asks her mum how to spell penis. Answer : I wish you'd asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue.

Filth sheilas are so ugly dogs have to close their eyes to leg hump them.

Female filth fans are all adwhoreable.

Did she put her false teeth in a glass beside the bed? Now that would be enticing.

Score someone please

I had no idea trade week could effect the draw Dee-lic, would you mind explaining it further?

That's a pretty fair summary George. I saw the comment/ question raised on a couple of threads ( and I asked it myself during the game) - " why were our players losing their feet so often"? Has anyone got an answer?

Well that's good layz - you can also use such places to develop those special photographs

Stop beating around the bush chook and tell us what you really think!

I'm in two minds here. Yes we made some terrific advances …… but when it really counted … we turned to shite.

At least you can cancel next week's appointment with the divorce lawyer jane!

Typical Melbourne. Just when you start to see a light at the end of the tunnel - the [censored] thing caves in!

"101 ways to suicide" is gaining appeal dc.

What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

The sun is over the yardarm at The Manor, so I've just snapped my first cap. I will be well in the moment when the ball is bounced.

FMD! What drug are you doing at the moment Biffen? And where did you steal The Bible?

That's it then. Thanks chook, I'll start making celebratory arrangements for next week!

fulgurant ?

Have you scattered your entrails to confirm a dees victory chook?

He's f.....d!

This is the big one I reckon. Win this and we will do the filth.

I can tell you that the Romsey pub is no longer operational. The pub in Gisborne was ok a few years ago. As to The Manor - private function.

The MCG should be renamed Boganville for tonight.

Thank you for asking Wrecker.

Probably the game Ethan. Drunken post game sex can be deflating.