Green Machine

Captains had zero impact for probably the 5th game in a row. [censored] me dead they are not up to be playing in the [censored] team at the moment let alone being the captains. Trade now because we still might be able to get some witches hats, or maybe a pot plant for them both.

Ever since his AA year he has been putride. Consistently beaten one on one and a lazy fat [censored]. He is supposed to be our best defender, a senior play and a leader but he just does not perform. EVER. Replace him with Joel MacDonald who gives 100% not matter what.

He was so uncordinated when when he played a couple of years back but he seems to be doing alot better in the respect. Not that it was really hindering him anyway.

People thinking Nate jones isn't an A grade midfielder have something wrong. Consistently performs against every opposition whilst copping the best tagger the other team have with very very little help. If he was in another side with other A graders around him he would be seen as a top 10 midfielder by the football public.

Can anyone give me any reason of sticking with the dees, I know it impossibly to change teams but I have no passion left anymore and from yesterday's performance it doesn't look like there will be anything that will change that. Our players are the softest cuunts in the competition. Workrate wise, physicality wise, football smarts wise and gameplan wise we are pathetic, whatever neeld has been teaching them, it's shiit. He is a shiit coach and there is actually no facts to say otherwise, he is hopeless. An EFL side would beat us right now, I am not kidding. Our number 1 draft pick would not get a game in any other team, maybe GWS but they would drop him after they see how pathetic he is. Our best defender Frawley is a fat lazy useless fuuck. Our best player Nate jones gets no help and can't drag a midfield on his own. Col Sylvia is almost as lazy as those fat fuuckers on the biggest looser, he NEVER runs hard defensively. WE SHOULD HAVE GOT WINES, toumpas might be alright, but wines and viney are best mates, they would have dominated together. I AM FUUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIITFULL PATHETIC JOKE OF A FOOTBALL CLUB. Jim stynes would be ashamed.

I didn't realise posting an image was such a big deal, haha.

Really excited about this guy. He is true outside pace, he is just naturally fast, does not have to force himself into a sprint like some.

Id trade Cale for one of those Wakey waving inflatable flailing arm tube men.

Dunno if its been posted so whatever !! haha http://www.afl.com.au/Video/tabid/76/contentid/494756/invoke/Default.aspx

Or we could get rid of Cook and not have to wait 3 years for him to show anything. Waiting is [censored] and we should be drafting and trading for players who can have impacts straight away.

True, Brock is a [censored].

Can't two mates have a little joke around these days ? What is this world comeing to...

As the title says, I believe that Jamar has past his best. He is seriously slow and once the ball leaves a ruck contest, he is literally useless. This year he didn't manage to impact himself on many marking contests or kick many goals. I think it was a mistake signing him up for a 3 year ( is that right ?) deal. The talk of us trading Martin, who I believe is a far better number 1 ruckman than Jmar does not sit well with me. And our other rucks are not looking to flash at the moment, other then Spencer who did alright towards the end of the year.

/Why the Dave would we trade Martin for Dixon ? Martin [censored] all over him at all aspects of footy.

Go after Stuart Crameri !!

Anyone thinking about trying to get Beams should forget it. He is a fair weather footballer. I'm not too sure what Boak is like, but from what I have seen a few years back, he seemed explosive and penetrating.

Bad teams have meetings, good teams train. That is all.

I think you will find that the contract he is one is substantially bigger then the others being offered by GWS.

What, and miss out on playing at the highest level of football for the entire year ? That would of been his dream ever since he kicked his first footy. Do you expect him to give that up ?

What do you expect the kid to do, he gets offered a [censored] load of money that would set him, his family and his future family up forever, and in the middle of it all he would just want to play the game that he, and all of us love. Sure he left and it sucks, but any other player in the competition would have made the same decision as him.

But Rohan Bail is the man.

Chapman is so overrated, he is a just a big angry dude that doesn't really do anything.

Offer our first compensation pick and Ricky Bobby.

Brent Jane from the Bayswater Football Club in the EFL.

You guys are all fossils, haha.