Deeman

In: genuflecting to field umpires Out: waving of arms

On second thoughts ...

Tom Morris will start on the interchange bench. Take that to the bank.

Change of venue for tomorrow’s scheduled training session from Casey Fields to Sorrento Recreational Reserve. There will be a short craft session followed by a two kilometre time trial to the Sorrento Hotel to celebrate the first anniversary of the infamous bonding session of last year recreating an afternoon of pokies, ponies and [censored] [Memo to email that [censored] Warner that it’s “bonding” not “bondage”].

Hello. What is this Demonland or Readers Digest?

And maybe if they work real hard and establish themselves in the team they can be like Ben Brown … oh, wait.

The Olympics will take place out of season. He can do the high jump, play NBL for the Brisbane Bullets and ruck for the Dees in the same calendar year.

Looking forward to one of the recruiters at some club to fall asleep on screen.

I have the answer. If a quarter of a pound is 0 kg 113.5 grams then Mac needs to devour 53 McDonalds Quarter Pounders in a single sitting to reach 80kg. Simple.

When I first saw his name I thought you were taking the p!ss but it seems that he's real.

They will also have more time for testing out the players given there’s no skinfold testing these days.

At 22 years of age, he clearly lacked the maturity to play for the Cats.

Quick, someone check the fax machine!!!

If he goes to Essendon, he’ll be called “Windy”.

That bloke named in the forward pocket for SA is absolutely rocketing up the draft charts. Challenging Daicos for #1 IMV

You know why they call it the Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period? Because nobody gives a Continental.

Nah. The critical error was that they only managed to kick less than half our score.

Any chance the AAMI roadside assist tracker could break down today!

I saw the thread title and thought Redleg had a major problem with the umpires. In fact, I reckon he should be banned for a week for posting such a thing. Respect all umpires please!!!!

Or perhaps, Tom $cully?

Breaking news: The Brisbane Bullets have just signed the tallest player in NBL history – 226cm Chinese international centre Chuanxing Liu. Because of his size, he also looms as a potential future champion AFL ruckman and is widely expected to enter October’s power rankings at number 5.

As long as Maxy delivers the goods on grand final day, I’ll be happy.

Is there any chance of lightning striking at the Gabba this evening?

Collingwood fans calling for Harvey to be sacked.

I’ve been pouring over the weather reports in five different states to determine which of this weekend’s games is likely to be affected by adverse weather. Saturday night’s game at the Gabba is the most likely and my assessment is that Collingwood will take the money against Brisbane after an adjournment of half an hour due to tropical rainfall accompanied by hurricane force winds and a thunderstorm.