Deeman

Proving once again that one swallow does not a sparrow make.

Time to reprise that old hit song ...

Wondering if we’re going to get any training reports from this track watcher?

Adam Treloar throwing hat into the ring.

Agree. I couldn’t stand three more weeks of endless discussion about whether Findlay Macrae or Archie Perkins can run 0.07 seconds faster over 20 metres. Just bring on the draft night.

Could Ford become a Rolls Royce?

Petitions, board spills, incompetent, fugly, cancelling 3 x family memberships, Ned Guy, disgraceful, resistance, Eddie and Trump is a spot on comparison, cancelling Foxtel ...

On that note, is it time to start The Will Pucovski Thread?

Rubbish. We’ve been dudded by the Lions. We really need that future fourth round selection.

So his main claim to fame is that he's been photographed contesting in the ruck against Goldstein?

Speaking from Washington DC, President Donald J Trump has announced that unless North Melbourne completes the trade of Benjamin Brown to Melbourne by the time the ballots close in the western states, he will file a case in the Supreme Court of the USA to have the entire trade period declared null and void.

Sign him up already please.

Straight swap for Pendlebury.

Just get him ... please.

Not a father/daughter through Troy?

There were two teams out there in that “maelstrom” on Monday 7 September but only one of them produced 53% disposal efficiency which would be the worst or close to of all teams for the season. The other produced 71%

Look, let’s face it. With Hunt and Petracca’s antics at three quarter time and Bennell getting in to the [censored], Melbourne has started their Mad Monday celebrating early. Season over.

Don’t be ridiculous. They couldn’t fit the horses into the limos!

I like the look of Sydney’s younger players. That Rowbottom looks a really good prospect.

Sier out, Phil Inn in.

What if this was all gamesmanship from the club to keep the opposition guessing?

You realise that’s about 6 matches these days?

I hope the next step to candlestick maker involves even more improvement.

Is Phil Inn playing for Collingwood tonight?

Don’t know. Come back tomorrow and ask again.