Deeman

Aardvark?

Seriously though, if we can’t get a training report, could someone please apprise us of any snake sightings at Casey Fields.

What’s a synonym for thesaurus so I can look it up there.

Great get. It’s actually Steven May’s head transposed over the body of the head waiter from Entrecôte.

Any idea who they are?

Please tell me that Collingwood have just drafted the defender who played on him that day.

Cats are interested in drafting Ed Allen at the National Draft.

This discussion’s driving me giddey

Heir to the Gilbey’s Gin fortune?

He’s a WA boy so watch out for the go home factor in a couple of year’s time.

I gather the Saints want two first round draft picks.

Rum and Coca Cola.

Go you good thing …

That Luke Jackson? Should never have drafted this banged up pug!

Agreed, we need to bolster our ruck stocks now that Majak's moving on ... oh wait.

Congratulations to KC on becoming a Kings Counsel (I assume that’s what it stands for) now that Charlie has been promoted.

They moved into audition mode for the seniors at quarter time.

We’ve been suffering from bad umpiring ever since Mick Warner took over from Gillon McLachlan as AFL CEO.

Could we take a supporter’s vote on this please?

Demons the clear winners in this draft.

So that’s a no from you?

Have any more PCR test results come in this afternoon?

That’s not a rumour. It’s fact.

Interesting. Every goalkicker has a surname that starts with the letter M.

In: genuflecting to field umpires Out: waving of arms