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Congratulations to KC on becoming a Kings Counsel (I assume that’s what it stands for) now that Charlie has been promoted.

They moved into audition mode for the seniors at quarter time.

We’ve been suffering from bad umpiring ever since Mick Warner took over from Gillon McLachlan as AFL CEO.

Could we take a supporter’s vote on this please?

Demons the clear winners in this draft.

So that’s a no from you?

Have any more PCR test results come in this afternoon?

That’s not a rumour. It’s fact.

Interesting. Every goalkicker has a surname that starts with the letter M.

In: genuflecting to field umpires Out: waving of arms

On second thoughts ...

Tom Morris will start on the interchange bench. Take that to the bank.

Change of venue for tomorrow’s scheduled training session from Casey Fields to Sorrento Recreational Reserve. There will be a short craft session followed by a two kilometre time trial to the Sorrento Hotel to celebrate the first anniversary of the infamous bonding session of last year recreating an afternoon of pokies, ponies and [censored] [Memo to email that [censored] Warner that it’s “bonding” not “bondage”].

Hello. What is this Demonland or Readers Digest?

And maybe if they work real hard and establish themselves in the team they can be like Ben Brown … oh, wait.

The Olympics will take place out of season. He can do the high jump, play NBL for the Brisbane Bullets and ruck for the Dees in the same calendar year.

Looking forward to one of the recruiters at some club to fall asleep on screen.

I have the answer. If a quarter of a pound is 0 kg 113.5 grams then Mac needs to devour 53 McDonalds Quarter Pounders in a single sitting to reach 80kg. Simple.

When I first saw his name I thought you were taking the p!ss but it seems that he's real.

They will also have more time for testing out the players given there’s no skinfold testing these days.

At 22 years of age, he clearly lacked the maturity to play for the Cats.

Quick, someone check the fax machine!!!

If he goes to Essendon, he’ll be called “Windy”.

That bloke named in the forward pocket for SA is absolutely rocketing up the draft charts. Challenging Daicos for #1 IMV

You know why they call it the Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period? Because nobody gives a Continental.