Deeman

By sheer coincidence I happened to be in the adjoining tree to don’t make me angry and had a perfect vantage point. My highlights:- • Saty came past on his scooter, scribbled down some notes, took some pics with his Brownie and shot through the entrance to the ground heading towards the South East Freeway. Can’t wait for his comprehensive report and photographs tomorrow. • Harley Bennell walked 12 laps of the oval without breaking into a sweat and then had about a dozen shots at goal before disappearing into the change rooms. • Trac is looking ripped and in smashing form. • Stafford got don’t make me angry but he missed me. • the rain came down in buckets but training continued until the ground was totally flooded and four trainers rescued ANB and J Wagner in rubber dinghys.

WOW - it's a good thing we don't have any injuries atm. We must be a chance.

Max Gawn

Oliver Gawn

Oliver Harmes Viney Gawn Bennell

1. Clayton Oliver 5. Christian Petracca 6. Bayley Fritsch 7. Christian Salem

Harmes Jones Weideman Petty

Did anything of interest happen today at Maroochydore?

Melksham, Lockhart, Fritsch, Salem. Any chance that Harley Bennell can get in the comp via the repechage system?

Thanks for that. One of my favourite pastimes is reading about midportion Achilles tendinopathy and this has just made my day.

The Vault!?! Quick, someone alert Chris Connolly!!!

Anyone have a close look at those red hats? Is it possible they have the words “Make America Great Again” on them?

Sounds like we’ve adopted the one d***head at a time rule.

I’m betting that Million Dollar Jack Martin was also a no show today.

Harley Bennell would be one.

Is it true that his first name's "Ben"?

Martin - meh!

Now that changes everything. Thanks for this invaluable information.

All expenses paid by the CFC?

Good idea to reunite all the Jones brothers - Nathan, Zac and Jarmaine. Go for it!

Do the Suns get Phil Scully too?

The strippers they hired as entertainment for Mad Monday.

Where are the Collingwood players?

Yeah... and his name isn’t Mick Jagger, is it?

If his surname was ‘Day’ then you’d expect him to get a game on 25 April?