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Not having Mason Cox will improve the Pies.

So Jake Lever left the ground injured but came back. It was apparently a rolled ankle and not what we thought. However, in the tradition of the club’s handling of injured players, expect:- 1. No mention in the club injury report on Tuesday night of Jake Lever, and 2. An article on the club website on Thursday afternoon entitled - “Lever ruled out for 2019 with toe injury”.

You know it’s tough when this happens ...

This was issued on Tuesday but by selection on Thursday we have N Jetta, T Smith and C Maynard not playing at the weekend.

Damn ... he went to St Kilda? I was wondering what happened to him.

Quite right - and we needed the 4 points at the time too!

What?

Massive contribution by this bozo today -

Missed the omen bet

Haven’t you seen ‘Weekend at Mr Spock’s’?

Mr. Spock.

I thought the Flanders family hailed from Springfield?

Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

Peter Bell?

Belly is winging his way to town in order to get some feathers in his cap? Go figure?

John Alexander's electorate in Sydney?

Tom $cully would make a great fit at Arden Street. They could also get his old man in to replace the gasometer.

I’m hoping to the Lord above that the Dockers have amnesia over the Colin Sylvia trade.

Yep, absolutely rogered. There’s even talk about extending Goodwin’s contract. That’s a sure fire way to make sure we’re heading for trouble. As the man said ... “we are f....d”.

Do this and I'll provide the helium.

I knew it was a lie as soon as they claimed they were playing golf. These days people of that age play on line games like Fortnite.

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I was surprised to discover that Joel Garner is only 184cm. I expected him to be much taller.

I wouldn't think so.