Deeman

I tried to read that book but only got halfway through and gave up.Does that make him or me a half wit?

Angus Brayshaw's father gets a gig with the AFL Coaches Association Good on him.

Frawley could at the very least have taken out a quaddie and given the kid half the winnings back. Would have taught the young whippersnapper the meaning of life and how to find happiness on the punt. He's the right age to start learning life's valuable lessons. Typically, of a big headed, highly paid AFL footballer!

Buckley coaches Collingwood. Nothing to do with us. Please stay on topic.

Rumour file says he's donned the moccasins and moved to a farm near Moe to live with his cousins who play the banjo. Should feel right at home doing wheelies all the way along the freeway back to Cranny. I say, it's a yes!

Please tell me Petracca's father isn't a fat, overweight slob.

Some lateral thinking required here. If we really have identified someone that we want to take at 40, why not just take the bloke with pick 3 and pull up stumps then and there?

And if not, a word or two about Bert wouldn't go astray either.

Six foot under?

Rather the Saints take McKernan. He's not up to it as a KPF and anyway you don't take a player simply to spite a rival club. That sort of thing can only end in tears.

Another coup for the Brisbane Lions. They've just recruited a player with half Stef Martin's IQ

I think WYL's onto something. Could it be that CS was developing an electric moon boot powered by companies nominated by Energy Watch for use by JT while playing through the pain of multiple leg fractures under his hypnotic spell?

Yes but I believe he's on the outer. Does it matter?

Great idea but getting Mitch Robinson to act as his "minder" around the club as well would give us a classy double act in the midfield.

I'm taking a wild stab here and predicting that Brisbane will take him at pick 44.

Blease, Strauss and the kitchen sink.

You mean one of the players wore a burqa? Tony Abbot has a lot to answer for!!!

He's off the banner and it's hilarious. Looks like Grimesy broke wind and literally blew him out of the picture.

Take the Hunt/Hartung quinella

That's the hole in the doughnuts that he gave up eating in 2012.

Breaking News: The AFL has allocated all unsuccessful participants from the TV series The Recruit as special Category C players to be drafted by Essendon in the event of the club requiring replacements on its list for sanctioned players. At the request of Essendon chairman Paul Little, the allocation has been further extended to evictees of Big Brother and The Bachelorette.

No but there's a Cavka playing today. Perhaps he's a relative of the late Franz who has a problem spelling his name?

I wasn't watching 10 news on that night back in June but would I be safe in saying that if any viewer thought they'd get a straight answer to the question they were disappointed?

Leroy Jetta.

That's in effect what happened by Clark retiring and finalising a package terminating his contract.