Deeman

I would have been better off going to a Coldplay concert with my girlfriend.

Is it still possible to swap him for Sam Weideman?

You're 100% right. This must Finnish right now.

In a tight game, Umpire # 20 was the match winner.

Laurie and Hardie sound as if they could team up and make a good comedy duo.

Not eligible if he doesn’t get a game at AFL level.

Let's not forget that the Casey game is being played tomorrow morning so we need some big man strength there to counter Noah Balta.

The entire football world believes that most of our players aren’t even trying to win these days. This is the perfect opportunity for them to have a red hot go and put in the effort and surprise them.

He's on the outer.

In the event that we sign up Jai Culley, I suggest that we give him the nickname "Tom".

Heard the club has been toying with the idea of this sponsorship for a while.

Score?

Sounds a bit 4 2 6 to me.

For the sake of accurate reporting …

Worse comes to worse, our correspondent stays in his tree disguise for 24 hours. No biggie.