Deeman

Let's not forget that the Casey game is being played tomorrow morning so we need some big man strength there to counter Noah Balta.

The entire football world believes that most of our players aren’t even trying to win these days. This is the perfect opportunity for them to have a red hot go and put in the effort and surprise them.

He's on the outer.

In the event that we sign up Jai Culley, I suggest that we give him the nickname "Tom".

Heard the club has been toying with the idea of this sponsorship for a while.

Score?

Sounds a bit 4 2 6 to me.

For the sake of accurate reporting …

Worse comes to worse, our correspondent stays in his tree disguise for 24 hours. No biggie.

This is klikbait. I was expecting a story about Koltyn and Kozzie.

I went past the site yesterday looking for the house where one day people will say about player X - "He's training the house down and has come back in career-best form."

I did, but I put it down to the three gin and tonics I partook of before viewing.

Who does Twain play for and what’s his position?

Just tuned in and I am shocked that an AFL event hasn’t kicked off 22 minutes after the start. Get on with it, will you!

Wake me when Sam McClure and Michael Warner rock up.