Deeman

I went past the site yesterday looking for the house where one day people will say about player X - "He's training the house down and has come back in career-best form."

I did, but I put it down to the three gin and tonics I partook of before viewing.

Who does Twain play for and what’s his position?

Just tuned in and I am shocked that an AFL event hasn’t kicked off 22 minutes after the start. Get on with it, will you!

Wake me when Sam McClure and Michael Warner rock up.

All sorted out. The club just sent out 5,000 honorary memberships in brown paper bags.

Thank you very much. Now can we start a bring back Roffey thread please?

Just wondering if the President has spoken to Tracc or his family yet.

That's okay, you can come back in 100 year's time and have your say.

To the contrary, the last 9-20 rounds are such a blur.

Demonland Exclusive (Embargo till 1500, 19/07/2024) The Melbourne Football Club has made the following first and final offer to the Port Adelaide Football Club through an intermediary, former Port Adelaide great Kane Cornes:- Melbourne receives: Dan Houston and Port Adelaide’s first pick in the 2024 AFL National Draft. Port Adelaide receives: Salary cap relief. Cornes exclusively told me that, as a fan of the Power, he thinks “it’s a good deal and Port should grab it.”

Lucky the club didn’t replace Maxy with Fullerton, otherwise you’d be having a heart attack. 😀

Gary Pert: Hello, is that the Sydney Swans Football Club? Receptionist: Yes, it is. Who's calling? Gary Pert: It's the Melbourne Football Club calling. We were just kidding about clearing Brodie Grundy to you. Please make sure he's on tonight's flight back home. We'll pick him up at Tullamarine. "Click"

I like the cut of his jib.

Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.