Deeman

Just tuned in and I am shocked that an AFL event hasn’t kicked off 22 minutes after the start. Get on with it, will you!

Wake me when Sam McClure and Michael Warner rock up.

All sorted out. The club just sent out 5,000 honorary memberships in brown paper bags.

Thank you very much. Now can we start a bring back Roffey thread please?

Just wondering if the President has spoken to Tracc or his family yet.

Besides, how many times can you demonstrate how to cook spag bol on Insta?

Tracc for Nick Daicos. Take it to my Nigerian bank.

That's okay, you can come back in 100 year's time and have your say.

To the contrary, the last 9-20 rounds are such a blur.

Demonland Exclusive (Embargo till 1500, 19/07/2024) The Melbourne Football Club has made the following first and final offer to the Port Adelaide Football Club through an intermediary, former Port Adelaide great Kane Cornes:- Melbourne receives: Dan Houston and Port Adelaide’s first pick in the 2024 AFL National Draft. Port Adelaide receives: Salary cap relief. Cornes exclusively told me that, as a fan of the Power, he thinks “it’s a good deal and Port should grab it.”

Lucky the club didn’t replace Maxy with Fullerton, otherwise you’d be having a heart attack. 😀

Gary Pert: Hello, is that the Sydney Swans Football Club? Receptionist: Yes, it is. Who's calling? Gary Pert: It's the Melbourne Football Club calling. We were just kidding about clearing Brodie Grundy to you. Please make sure he's on tonight's flight back home. We'll pick him up at Tullamarine. "Click"

I like the cut of his jib.

Just threw out my toothpaste and went to the chemist to buy McLeans.

Got it - he’s a cross between Dean Kent and Patrick Dangerfield. Will be a massive goal kicking gun footballer at AFL level.