Deestroy All

Sulk Hogan.

^uses 'B' key as space bar.

Just wanted to thank those of you who make the effort to go and keep everyone informed. I appreciate it.

Because we're being investigated for tanking, and tank tops are a singlet type top but called tank tops, so we will wear tank tops. I get it, it's so funny, just one of those rare gems that will forever make me laugh. TANK tops! *slaps knee*

- moustache joke -

Well we've got Viney, probably Wines, Sellar... May aswell get di Stiller too. Groan.

MFC deny there was a "vault", it was a think tank. There was mountains of paperwork that would have been hard evidence that we tanked, but the dog ate it. By dog I mean Phil Scully. Because he's fat, and he eats everything. The AFL are looking all the way back to the 2007 draft, as they believe we started tanking then, when we drafted Cale Morton at 4, rather than someone that can help us win games. Barry Pretendergast has gone on record saying his recruiting isn't that bad, he was just part of the tanking process. Brock McLean's mum is so fat, she rolled over a tank in Tiananmen Square.

Sylvia is grinning too, must have gotten away with something.

I was talking about Folau!

Can we take him in the PSD?

For this team? Jimmy Stynes.

I think one bloke taking the wrap for all of this nonsense is a bit much, who knows, he may help get us off lightly. I've met him a few times, very nice bloke, loves the MFC and is as filthy as I am when we lose.

Pretty pathetic how grown men have a "man crush" on this guy. He's mine so back off. Jesse Hogan learning from Mitch Clark... I salivate. Bit different from Aaron Davey learning from Adem Yze etc...

You have to wonder wtf they were thinking. It won't be the end for me, but for the first time I feel sick in the guts about this issue and what might happen. It never ends with this club. Blue sky lasts for about 6 minutes.

Please have something to do with Kim Duthie, I miss that classy lady.

What's more tiresome than hearing that the boys are flying, hardest training ever etc...? Sarcastic jokes about the boys are flying etc... We get it, it gets said every year... so do your repetitive jokes.

Apparently he was out celebrating with fellow Tiger recruit Dees Dayz, a couple of losers adding some more loserness to a loser club.

May I? ...I don't think following the MFC was/is your problem. Your problem is, you were born a loser. Don't take it personally, you're just a loser, it's the way it is. Only a loser gets defeated so easily. Only a loser leaves our club for an even bigger loser of a club. You'll fit right in at Richmond, if that's the club you've decided to pay your hard earned to, after years of misery at MFC, you've obviously bought into the false dawn Richmond repackage and sell to their moronic members every 4 years. It's big of you to let your kids and grand children choose their own club. But please, at least instil some fight in them, you can break the loser cycle now, they don't need to be like you. And when I say fight, I don't mean the Richmond fight where when challenged they roll over and give up, as seen against North, Carlton and the Gold Coast lol this year. I mean FIGHT, Jimmy Stynes type fighting, the real stuff. Good luck to your kids. Adios, loser.

The Saints deserved to win it, because Lenny Hayes wanted to win it and got the job done. Lenny Hayes, may not be the most skilled, but probably the toughest. Determined and hard working. That's what you want when you need the game dragged over the line. Sounds a lot to me like the players Neeld wants and has brought in. The opposite can be said about those that he's moved on.

LoL

Didn't know you were into poetry, H.

Ricky went from big debut to big disappointment. He had 2 tricks, he was hard and a good contested mark. That's it. He did absolutely nothing in the games that weren't his few stand-out games. I understand he was a bit of a fan favourite, but to be surprised that he's delisted, really? And we couldn't trade him because no one would give up anything for him, Morton got an 88 and Ricky isn't in Morton's league. Glad Bennell is gone, thought he might get a free pass being injured. Bit surprised with Sheehan, like the way he moves. But we actually have AFL level talls now, suppose there's no need for all the speculative ones.

Bob Hatfield

Not a flattering photo that one. In fairness though, it was a stiff breeze.