Tony Tea

That reminds me of when Round Robbo wrote Terry Wallace was about to be sacked and when Wallace did not subsequently get sacked the follow up articles were by-lined with "staff reporters".

Is this Demonland's fastest ever 50?

Izzy is being paid outside the salary cap. A large slab of his contract is down to AFL promotion. (Same for K-Hunt.)

Cohunas? Who the hell has Victorian country towns in their pants? Cojones. BALLS! Courage!

You have a screw "loose" if you cannot "lose" properly.

If we took the AFL to court we would lose financial assistance, support and be playing 15 games a year in Darwin.

"Who am I?"

The List Mangler.

It infers that our list in 2012 was full of dead wood and needed serious pruning and if Gysberts and Morton could not get a game they deserved to be pruned.

Melbourne in 2012 was the worst side since Fitzroy in 1996, excluding GWS and GC...

In short: Lynch is dumb.

No doubt "training the house down."

Politics is the "rushed point" of careers. The opposition rushes a point and you boo. Your team rushes a point and you silently approve.

Politics - just like footy. It all depends who you barrack for.

We would have been lucky to get a second rounder, so a third rounder borders the poor end of our compensation. Would have liked more, will settle for less.

Young's value tanked in the grand final the moment he tripped over in the goal square and gifted Sydney a crucial goal.

I didn't hear him today, but I bet he compared Melbourne's 2012 recruiting to Brisbane's 2009 recruiting. Probably threw in a "scatter gun" and a "haphazard" and a complete lack of context. He probably also bristled with indignation when KB or any caller challenged him on it. Thin skinned wannabe hard-hitter.

Reign man.

Footy Maths Fail.

The AFL (and shills like Healy) desperately want Nik Nat to win the Brownlow. For this year they changed the AA selection criteria. For next year they changed the ruck rule.

Half an hour old and already screaming at for, FOR DAMMIT!! the Demons: That was six months ago and Community Services Victoria have still not caught up with me. In you face, CSV!!!

Weak reeds. I wouldn't mind a couple of Reids, but.

No idea. Are any of the names in the poll better than $cully, or Morton, or Trengove, or Lamb, or Cook, or Molan, or Gyzberts, or, ohhh, whatever...

Put it this way: if someone said "give us pick 4 and you can have Cotchin" you'd take it.

Cough: