Demonstone

There is a third option, you know. We trade him for .... Luke Jackson!

The only smoke so far has been from Kane Cornes and I'm very suspicious about what it is he is actually smoking.

Maybe we should poach Ben Cousins from his recently appointed role at Perth? (See @Rodney (Balls) Grinter thread) He could assist the slow players to inject some speed and show the whole team how to ice a game.

So, did any of you score any decent presents today? All I got was two shrink-wrapped batteries with a sticker saying "Gift Not Included".

If you're going camping over the holidays, it might be prudent to pack one of these just in case of emergency.

Fester ye merrily on high one and all and please don't lose sight of the true meaning of Christmas, which is to celebrate the birth of Santa Claus.

Well it's a-reefer-derci to that idea, then. It's a shame we traded Weed in retrospect.

No contest.

It would take a joint effort to get the deal rolling but that may be a pipedream.

It's possible, assuming that Fred is a keeper.

Pretty hard to eat a roll without teeth.

I'm led to believe that Clarry made the mistake of reading Demonland and has a repetitive strain injury as a result of all the face palms he has performed in reaction to the comments.

It's probably not too late to get this special World Cup edition of foosball in time for Christmas.

There will be plenty more slabs to get through over Christmas and New Year's.

The Van Diemens?

Did any other training watchers notice this sign on Hoddle Street today?

Are injuries a concern? I hope he's not fragile.

If he was with The Drifters, surely he'd be Under The Boardwalk.

I thought that Gil was Voldemort.

Q: Why do Billy Joel's eyes bulge like they do? A: He STILL can't believe he was married to Christie Brinkley. Yes, it's an oldie.

Related to Casey Sibosado?

Grow up, Andrew!

My suggestion (the clean version) is "Stuffa Round".

Not a midfielder in sight. That's most unusual.