Demonstone

I'm led to believe that Clarry made the mistake of reading Demonland and has a repetitive strain injury as a result of all the face palms he has performed in reaction to the comments.

It's probably not too late to get this special World Cup edition of foosball in time for Christmas.

There will be plenty more slabs to get through over Christmas and New Year's.

The Van Diemens?

Did any other training watchers notice this sign on Hoddle Street today?

Are injuries a concern? I hope he's not fragile.

If he was with The Drifters, surely he'd be Under The Boardwalk.

I thought that Gil was Voldemort.

Q: Why do Billy Joel's eyes bulge like they do? A: He STILL can't believe he was married to Christie Brinkley. Yes, it's an oldie.

Related to Casey Sibosado?

Grow up, Andrew!

My suggestion (the clean version) is "Stuffa Round".

Not a midfielder in sight. That's most unusual.

I don't mind a decent tattoo, but it looks like Daisy's kids drew those.

Every round is "contrived" if you want to look at it that way. It's a fixture after all, not a draw. I don't see what's wrong with having an opening round featuring evenly matched teams.

I don't get the angst over the Round 1 fixture. Just what is it that posters are whinging about?

What will be his roll?

Was that the team that kicked 100 goals in one game? Castlemaine region? I'm thinking 1990s.

I'll take that bet. How much do you want to have on it? Peak MFCSS there, manny!

I heard that his father Lorne was from Northern Tasmania.

I'm surprised there's not more talk about former Collingwood "legend" Joffa Corfe pleading guilty to a child abuse charge.

Looks delighted to have been selected.

Gomez.

Well done to ex-Demon Corey Wagner who gets another go at it with Fremantle.

Richmond have selected Steely Green. I wonder if his middle name is Daniel.