Demonstone

Take a chill pill, @Jaded No More. The mighty Demons aren't even playing.

We appear to have two threads commenting on this game. That's one too many.

I squat down, tuck in my head, lean forward and push off with my hands. That's how I roll.

With two Smiths and two Turners on our list, it wouldn't hurt to include players' intitials in the team lineup.

We do. That means there is no need for you to repost them ad nauseam.

One of them is out for the year with a knee reco. The other was omitted for this game.

Plenty on this site that hold the same view, particularly if we are behind in the game.

That's rather ungracious of you, dc. I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

You wouldn't want your wings to be unflappable.

Brilliant! I can't thank you enough for that link, @FritschyBusiness. You're a legend.

James Brayshaw looks forward to calling Jared Rivers' name in Melbourne games for years to come.

Errr ... what is a 'tqh'? (Asking for a friend. And myself.) edit: Just worked it out. Top Quality Human! Carry on.

Why must you be so aggressive and antagonistic in yours posts, @58er? If this is what you are like in real life, you must be a real pain to be around.

Have you considered turning it off at the wall?

Still posting about this? What is the point? What is your goal?

They don't lack wings, it's just that their wings aren't performing. That's because all the feathers are in use elsewhere.

Any chance you two might be able to sort this out behind the shelter sheds at recess?

For all the whining about the umpires (not entirely unjustified), we won the free kick count 22 to 16.

For their dark souls?

Shh! Don't tell @adonski.

We're playing so terribly we're almost double their score. Cheer up, little Demonlanders.

How's this - three throws in six seconds by the Swans. Play on! https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1644673263560425472/pu/vid/1280x592/BCDSLjju8g3oT_32.mp4?tag=12 BCDSLjju8g3oT_32.mp4

Are you not pro Bono, @Redleg? How do you feel about the other members of U2?

Top team there Franky, but I'm surprised that you have included Phil Carman. He only played one season at Melbourne for eleven games and didn't exactly set the world on fire.