Demonstone

Rather re-draft Jamie Bennell.

Now I've got "Great Balls of Fire" stuck in my head.

Would have fared much better at a strong club like Melbourne.

Barlow FFS? You cannot be from Syria.

Poor Flipper, drafted for a specific porpoise too.

If that happens, I will EnterTheFlagon.

Common sense would dictate the former, so it's most likely the latter.

The only 'pin' that I'm interested in is the big one that bursts the Pies' bubble. It's already unbearable enough!

I believe we once went to the draft intending to pick up a Rioli, but the dyslexic recruiter read out Rigoni instead.* * no disrespect to Riggers, one of my favourites!

Isn't it all obvious? We're going to trade big Max. Should get some decent draft picks for him. Maybe a package deal with Hogan?

Won't be watching. 2018 premiership is for the birds.

Good game to win from here.

Do you mean Wrensted?

I wouldn't eat it either. You'd spend days picking out all the little hairs stuck in your teeth.

I know that bloke. He reckons he has no regerts.

Good teams don't worry about who the umpires are.

Outstanding viewing and 20 minutes well spent. Thanks DC!

Just the usual finals time hype and BS, folks.

Either way, you'd end up in Wally World.

Who's that old bloke next to Joeboy?

Would that be the fabled Reality Bus?

Glenferrie Oval ... a muddy, sardine tin shaped ground where Jack Dyer (I think) once claimed the longest kick in history when one of his punts landed on a passing train and ended up in Lilydale.

The caller is absolutely AGHAST! Champagne comedy!

Great read, onya Vanders. There can't be many players left that haven't had a story on them recently!

Jaeger O'Meara is the whisper.