Demonstone

Me too, they're ideal for keeping small minds occupied.

Some say they'll take votes off each other, but a Gawn/Oliver quinella has a nice bit of romance to it. Has any club ever achieved this?

Make it 191 and we can get rid of the all time record ... which is also held by us.

He wouldn't be able to walk for a while. Might need a toe truck. #dad

Weren't you the bloke who repeatedly assured us that Brayshaw was GONE?

Why does she talk as if she's addressing a kindergarten class?

Surely you jest ...

And can we please have multi-ball? Please?

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you at all, more so those outside the club. I see the old 'cancelled camp responsible for everything' got another run this week as well!

My understanding is that the AFL instructed all nine clubs still in contention for finals to send out those emails. Had we made it, another club would have been seen to be getting ahead of themselves and copped the ridicule. Unfortunately, nobody really seems interested in the truth when there is an opportunity to sh1tcan Melbourne.

This weekend is a personal milestone for me in that it will be 200 weeks since I last drank alcohol. I've told friends I'll have a beer when Melbourne wins the flag. After such a long time off it, I think I'd be less of a two-pot screamer and more of a Cadbury's (a glass and a half) or even an Omo (less than a third of a cup).

I thought that match report title was 'Our Friend The Wino' for a moment there.

In my first ever game of under 12s, I only got one kick. It slewed off the side of my boot and through for a point to the opposition.

I think his most recent game was Number 96. They could make a TV series about it (one for the more mature reader).

Not sure on the exact date, but I believe it was a Wednesday.

A racecourse you say? Wonder if Horse thought of it.

This repetitive shtick is getting tiresome mate. If you genuinely believed that the comp is rigged, why the hell would you keep watching?

Hope there's no need to switch to Melbourne Bitter.

We did have a Phil Rhoden who only played a handful of games in the 60s I think.

On the other hand, we gave them Sean Charles. Broke his leg in his one and only game for them, poor bloke.

Straight swap for Gaff.

Hmmmm ... Cale Hooker you reckon?

Don't let the sideshows distract you from the main event.

Someone posted a few years ago at a VFL game where the opposition supporters were sticking it to the Demons fans for being rich etc. One of our blokes finally answered back with "Shut up or we'll put your rent up".

Crows fans will be really happy. They've just been tipped out of the eight by a bee's and replaced by .... Port Adelaide.