Demonstone

Except me. My jumper mysteriously keeps shrinking and getting tighter every season.

Forgot about Riv. Still, two isn't many to lose; not as if we've been damaged by free agency losses.

Who have we lost to free agency?

Unless it's just an April Fools Day joke.

That's an Italian suppository isn't it?

Ja, nein.

Wayne King? Trust you're not jerking us around, Ethan!

It would appear the Club is damned if it leaks and damned if it doesn't. Some people just like to whinge.

Anyone else find these sort of nicknames childish and tedious or is it just me?

That poor shark must be getting really sick of being jumped over.

So is Gatling.

Are you telling us you've got a foot there as well?

Over and over and over and over again. Ad infinitum. Ad nauseam. Your Native American tribal name would be "Five Horses". Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.

Homer?

Yez.

Has a post ever received more likes than this one?

I'll take that as confirmation that you don't need brains to be in the footy media these days.

A spud with a bun? Can't help but feel a little hungry.

I'd be keen on Ah Chee AND Jughead.

Quite right, Ding. And if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

It's another one of his fixations. Be careful not to upset him though, he'll just get all sooky and put you on his "ignored" list.

I think it's just the one poster saying it repeatedly. Not saying it's not true BTW!

Wonder why the Saints would want to trade him after going to the trouble of getting him from Essendon. Can't say I'd be all that keen.

Champagne comedy! You've also suggested Clarko and Simpson, the most successful current coach and the reigning premiership coach ... as if they'd take on a director of coaching role at a different club. Rest assured, we're laughing at you, not with you.

Malthouse? You're funny.