Ghostwriter

Yep. And I’m picking up my hazmat suit from the dry cleaners tomorrow

ROUND 2 GOTY VOTE FOR BANNO Come on everyone! Vote for Banno!!! We got Tay over the line last week for MOTY, let’s do it this week for our much-loved #6 Voting closes this Thursday at 10am

Barring anything unforeseen (eg. injuries), the first three rounds of 2026 will see some huge milestones: Round 1: Tmac 250 games & Salo 200 games Round 2: Melky 250 games Round 3: Maxy 250 games

I’m not referring to you and I apologise for seeming to. I’m talking about the widespread belief that we are steeped in bad culture issues and that no one wants to be with us.

My thoughts exactly. Same with letting Chocco go.

Pfft, and we’re that terrible club that nobody wants to be at. Turns out Nibs is the only one who’s gone and even then he didn’t want to leave, he had to. He left reluctantly. Believe what y’all wanna believe but Tracc didn’t wanna leave, nor did Clarrie. Oh, and Fritta. He loves the MFC. Has said all along the only way he’d leave is if he’s booted out. He doesn’t wanna be anywhere else.

Says pretty much everyone except for him.

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We believe we’ll be at the opposite end to the grandstand/station. I’ll post here when it’s 100% confirmed. We’re also currently finding out about the chair situation. Some grounds don’t allow people to bring camp chairs. I did experience the horror of Vic Park back in the day but I managed to be at our game at Windy Hill (arguably worse than Vic Park) last year without ‘nam flashbacks so I think it should be ok 😅 There’ll be more of us this week. Round one clashed with the men’s Hawks game which only some of us left early in order to get to Whitten Oval on time. Round two being at Casey meant some couldn’t get there because of the travel time. This week will see a great representation ❤️💙

We’ll be there in force. 👊🏼❤️💙 And why wouldn’t we be?! Watching the W is so enjoyable and very addictive!

I Darren’t say anything more on the subject.

Why else would I want the job?! 😅 Reece asked me if I’m able to run 10km in 120 minutes. I lied and said yes. He said I could have his job when he retires but it’s ultimately up to Richo. I asked Richo and without any hesitation or questions he said yes. I have a sneaking suspicion he was just humouring me, though. I told them I’d do it for free. Just waiting for Reece to retire. Cut to me being told “Ghosty, it’s been seven whole minutes, you need to let go of Melky!”

I was sure this would be the case. Very pleased it’s not. I sincerely hope we get heaps of people to both matches. Our first W home game on Saturday and the attendance was a disappointing 2151 and that’s coming off a thumping win in round one, on a clement day (by Casey standards), and it’s including Saints supporters and the added incentive of the helicopter ball drop. Really hoping more people will attend this week’s match at Vic Park which is more accessible than Casey being that it’s closer to the city. The VFL playing an elimination at Casey should be incentive enough. This is when we need the most support… a win this week keeps the dream alive.

Who knows what the future holds, right? We may get a previous fitness guy back. It’s not beyond the realm of possibility. Stranger things have happened.

OK now you’re just trolling

Make no mistake… there are victims (plural)

Huh?

i know who ISN’T a contracted member of staff therefore will likely keep his job and that’s Reece Conca. And I know this because I’m still after his job 😝 Seems I’m gonna have to wait a little longer. 😅

It has EVERYTHING to do with the Rankine ignorance.

No… he’s gone to the dark side… Essendon He loved working with our girls but he wasn’t being paid.

I reckon if @Jaded No More got our comms gig we could expect to see burns even better than this one from the comms kings, GWS…

… and with a percentage that starts with 5 and has three figures… before the decimal point 👊🏼😁❤️💙

I only managed to see the last quarter (them snags ain’t cooking & serving themselves now, are they) but if what I did get to see is anything to go by, Ima thoroughly enjoy watching the replay. Sincere thanks to the Demonlanders who sampled our fare today, your support is much appreciated.

Back-to-back resounding victories is something to get excited about, made even more exciting by the fact that they’re the first two rounds of the season, a season of only 12 rounds. The importance of a strong start to any season is huge and we’ve nailed it. Let’s keep it up, Dees!!!

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