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All good, hardtack. Changes/additions etc would be rare and if they had to be made I can just quote the OP and make the changes.

I would’ve heard it but never noticed. Now that you’ve said it I will undoubtedly notice and then never stop noticing 🤣 Handheld banner ideas abound!!!

This is my reason for using nicknames; it’s a term of endearment. It would feel weird to call them by their real names. I don’t think I’ve ever called my own sons by their real names. I can’t even remember their real names 😂

The poor bastard groans when he knows we’ve got a sausage sizzle coming up, but the groaning was next level because two sausage sizzles in three days = bigger than usual sausage overload. 😂

I’ve just started a new thread dedicated to players’ current nicknames. Some have more than one so I listed the one I hear them use the most. Of course there’s sometimes a nickname we use on here that nobody calls the player eg. Andy Moniz-Wakefield is referred to as AMW on here but gets called Andy by his teammates.

Steven May - Maysie Jacob van Rooyen - Rooey Christian Salem - Salo Judd McVee - Knuckles Christian Petracca - Tracc Caleb Windsor - Leb Jack Viney - Vines Jake Lever - Rick Charlie Spargo - Charles Daniel Turner - Disco Max Gawn - Maxy Koltyn Tholstrup - Kolt Clayton Oliver - Clarry Jack Billings - Jibba Ed Langdon - Langers Bailey Laurie - Bill Jake Bowey - Bowsa Jake Melksham - Melky Harvey Langford - Harves Xavier Lindsay - X Matthew Jefferson - Jeffo Blake Howes - Howesy Shane McAdam - Shane-oh Trent Rivers - Riv Tom McDonald - Tmac Jed Adams - Jed Marty Hore - Marty Will Verrall - Will Tom Campbell - TC Harry Sharp - Sharpie Bayley Fritsch - Fritta Tom Sparrow - Spaz Tom Fullarton - Cream —————— Harrison Petty - Petts Kysaiah Pickett - Koz Kade Chandler - Chin Oliver Sestan - Sesto Ricky Mentha - Ricky Taj Woewodin - Woey Kynan Brown - Pup Aidan Johnson - AJ ——————— Luker Kentfield - Luker Andy Moniz Wakefield - Andy

I’ll post a list 👍🏽 But I’m surprised you’ve only heard the nickname Chin on here. Everyone at the club calls him Chin. I’ve not heard a player or coach or trainer call him anything else. Even admin staff call him Chin. We have a massive Chin fan in the cheer squad who holds up a handheld banner that says “Sweet Chin Music” and no one has ever questioned him on it. 🤗

He says so himself. He says it’s the fittest and strongest he’s ever felt and he attributes his current mentally great headspace to being a dad. Baby Millie is the perfect addition to his life. Geez he adores that little girl. You get him started on the subject and he doesn’t stop. 🥹

That must’ve been when I was on my one and only break 😁 But seriously, what a terrible way to describe the 13yo girl who filled in for me. Shame on you!

He does, but I was thinking WA because that’s where his Nan is. Of course, it could be any family member.

He’s attending to a family issue interstate (idk which state but I’m guessing WA). The Club is fully behind him.

No, not high. 🤪 Unless you mean high on life in which case yes, Clarrie’s floating on a cloud of confidence and positivity 🤗

Fully agree, WJ. Not just physically, but mentally as well. He’ll happily tell you this but you don’t need him to, it’s so obvious. Wears his big soft heart on his sleeve does our Claz

The Demon Army thanks you sincerely xxx A vey generous person indeed.

Nah, I asked them if the jumpers were for Harvey and they said who else would they be for (slightly smartarse-ish but whatevs) and I said Josh Schache and they laughed (significantly smartarse-ish).

Anyways the training observations are all well and good but I’ve got the most interesting news… I sold Mr Petracca Senior a snag in bread for his granddaughter Bella (Tracc’s niece) and boy, is he a lovely person! This is little Bella… I also sold three sausages to Stacey Melksham for her kids. Little Teddy is still grappling with the notion that someone other than Melks or one of his kids can wear a guernsey with #18 on the back. Big sister Frankie was quick to let me know that she understands this, there was even a slight eye-roll towards her brother #annoyingLilBro And how good is this… Harvey fans already out and about and he’s yet to play.

… and besides buying two sausages, you made a donation to the DA, for which we are very grateful. 💖

The Demon Army tent wherein you’ll find the best-cooked snags on the planet, the freshest bread and the most addictive onions.

I’ll be chained to the DA tent again so won’t be able to submit a training report. We won’t know who’s had a haircut or who has a new girlfriend, but dems da breaks 🙃 However, I will be happy to take your hard-earned in return for the culinary delight that is a snag in bread. See y’all there!!! ❤️💙

There’s so many dates and events to keep up with this off-season, more so than previous years. Not just these open training sessions and praccies, but a ton of other club/DA-related stuff, too. The 14th of February is defs too early in the year.

That’s what I heard. And it looked bad

I read somewhere this morning that Pup left the field limping yesterday and apparently it didn’t look good and he looked upset.

I’m confused. We were told the family day type event at Casey on the 14th of February is a scratch match vs North. Clearly it isn’t. It must be just another open training session 🤷‍♀️

Not yet but I’m working on it 😁

He’s got a “player engagement” role, whatever that means.