Ghostwriter

Yeah nah no training report today coz no training. Very annoying since I blew off work this morning to be here. It’s also annoying that we weren’t told of the cancellation. They could’ve got someone to nick across to Gosch’s to leave a sign on the side of the tent. We only knew it was cancelled or relocated by the lack of other human beings 😕

I think the thread title should be RAINING and not TRAINING because yet again it’s raining. Will the girls ever get to train on a dry day? Anyways, if you’re heading down today, note the starting time has changed to 12:30pm or 1pm depending on who you ask. And bring an ☔️

First of three for this season? The third one being the one where Kate and Mick hold up this… 🏆

Right!!! I’ve stared at those names for an unhealthy amount of time and could continue doing so for a year and I still would never have got it

We play our QF vs Brisbane next Sunday 9th November at 1:05pm at Ikon.

At this stage it will definitely be at Ikon. The club is pushing for Casey but I doubt that will happen

We really need to talk about this. Firstly… WTF?! I never tire of seeing her drag someone down with such ferocity, regardless of their size. She sticks tackles like her life depends on it. Then she springs up and sets about laying another bone-cruncher. She’s diminutive in stature and not at all imposing to look at but she’s 10ft tall with the strength of a bull when she’s out on the field. Love Heater so much.

They are 😕 She maintains if she’s offered another contract she’ll accept it but I’ve seen that movie too.

Yep… what did I tell y’all. Finally I’m using my clumsiness for good and not evil. Tonight’s stain is Lindt chocolate. And despite a bottle of Mount Franklin at Mordor costing an arm and a leg, it won’t wash chocolate out of jeans 😫

You can get them at home games and the Demon Shop. This is one I was wearing tonight… And when I was coming off the ground after banner a woman approached me, pointed to my badge and said, “That’s my daughter!” We chatted for a bit then she said, “Oh and you’ve got Denby’s number on your jumper!” I didn’t have the heart to tell her it’s on my jumper because Melky. But tonight #18 was all about Dingo. The #33 jumper and badge stayed home tonight because LJ was omitted. But something tells me they may never see the light of day again 😕 #MethinksShe’sPerth-Bound

Got a feeling there’ll be a big crowd tonight. I’m seeing heaps of people already. 99% Cats fans but whatevs.

Who’da thunk?!

I just realised something… we definitely won’t lose tonight for I’m wearing white jeans and whenever I wear white jeans to the footy we win (men’s and women’s). The reason I’m conscious of this is because also whenever I wear white jeans I spill food or drink on them and I sit on the train home stained with coffee/tomato sauce/Pepsi Max or like last time, soy sauce, and think to myself, well at least we won. Y’all are very welcome 🤗

I just realised something… we definitely won’t lose tonight for I’m wearing white jeans and whenever I wear white jeans to the footy we win (men’s and women’s). The reason I’m conscious of this is because also whenever I wear white jeans I spill food or drink on them and I sit on the train home stained with coffee/tomato sauce/Pepsi Max or like last time, soy sauce, and think to myself, well at least we won. Y’all are very welcome 🤗 Oops wrong thread

🥳 GAMEDAY!!! 🥳 A good ol’ fashioned thumping of the Cats tonight would be 🤌🏼 Thank goodness our percentage is so healthy. I won’t allow myself to entertain the possibility of a loss. Therefore… The Mighty Dees by any amount, ideally a lot. Maybe our two milestone gals together (38 points) 👊🏼 YEAH, THE DEEEES!

LSP… nickname “Lisp”??? 😁 Unless of course he speaks with a lisp in which case it’s back to the drawing board

(googles “de mortuis nil nisi bonum” so as she looks like she knows what she’s talking about) So, does “de mortuis nil nisi bonum” apply to every dead person? Coz I can think of many about whom only bad things can be said 😝

This is my fault… I call him Slartifartblast or Slartifart for short, or fart for even shorter 😁

I’m so sorry H 😢 It wasn’t your umbrella that I missed today, it was you and the rest of our crew. See you at the game tomorrow night?

He didn’t bat an eyelid 😂

Yeah it’s highly likely we’ll be playing Brisbane in week one and I agree that our home ground advantage is diluted somewhat since the Lions do play well at Casey. But be it Casey or Princes Park, the point is it’s not in Brisbane.

Great question, DIO. Mick’s a lovely person and always has time for a chat (and a laugh - he has a great sense of humour) so when next we chat I’m gonna ask him 🙂

Cranky for eight weeks??? It takes a minimum of 10 weeks just to get to the point of not wanting to kill someone.

I guess utilising Mick in some capacity with the men’s between December, (or March for the season proper) and next June (when the W preseason starts) could be possible but It’d be a lot for Mick to take on, even if part-time. Maybe in some sort of consultancy role, so as he can continue to devote as much time to the W, and not take on too much during the M.

*too 😁 … and would it kill you to use an apostrophe every so often? 😁😁 Soz, BBB. Tried, but couldn’t resist. 😁😁😁