Ghostwriter

I just chatted with Paddy Cross. What a lovely kid. I told him how genuinely happy folks on here are about him being on our list. He’s so humble, he said it hasn’t fully sunk in, today’s been hectic, but he’s gonna take a quiet moment to take it all in.

Kozzie and Trelly no-shows, both unwell.

Idk what half this stuff is, I’m so uncultured.

Max dropped the F-bomb 😁

When I’m not annoying Ricky I’ll annoy Shane. I’ll split the time, it’s only fair.

The same way you have a feeling the Pope’s a Catholic? 😁

Hendo is playing for Casey in two weeks and he’s delighted about it.

Kalani has fully recovered from glandular fever. He’s feeling great. His girlfriend came down to Melbourne on the players’ 4-day break and despite Kalani becoming ill on day one, she loves Melbourne and is keen to live here. He said, “My dad’s here, come and see him!” Everyone was being seated so I said, “All good, I’ll hunt him down at some point.” Kalani said, “He’s over there, just look for the grey hair.” I thought well, Kalani, you need to narrow that down some 😅

I’m seated between Ricky Mentha and Shane. Ricky was just asked for I.D! The players are not allowed to drink but because there is a wine glass in front of him (as there is with everyone) he needs to show I.D. Ridiculous.

Not name-dropping (except totally name-dropping) I just chatted with Nick McCallum. He said he’s a long-suffering supporter. I said but 2021 was only five years ago. He said 2021 was just a pause in the suffering. 🤣

Bailey Smith won’t flip the bird at anyone.

The MRO will judge without fear or favour regardless of which team’s player is in question. I know, LD-vC. You said outlandish, not certifiably nuts.

Thanks, GS. Was fixing to have a great night and still hope to but it’s off to a bad start. I managed to talk my 20yo son into (reluctantly) straightening my hair for me which entailed promises of things that will take me a lifetime to cough up. Stepped outside into the drizzling rain and now I look like John Platten 😭

It’s been labelled a retirement, but as Willie S. said, “what’s in a name?”

I’m sure he’ll be well-received at East Ringwood FC. We all wish him the best and he’ll always be a premiership Demon. ❤️💙

Love your confidence there, Danny 😁

You probs don’t want Fritta as your sparky. The first time I stayed at his parents’ house, in his old bedroom which is now a guest bedroom, I saw that the light switch was positioned only centimetres from the door handle and so when you pull down the door handle you turned the light on whether you wanted to or not. Pauline (his mum) said, “Yeah it’s obvious Bayles didn’t get much experience as a sparky before playing footy full time.” 😂😂😂

Who is the angry Irishman?

The Season Launch is imo the best event on the footy calendar. It’s a night full of hope for the new season; a clean slate, a fresh start etc. The mood is usually great* and it’s a lighthearted, fun evening. Understandably Luker won’t be there tonight. Maybe in Luker’s place the club will punish some young player by putting him next to me. Poor bastard 😂 *with the exception of 2024 when the Season Launch took place merely hours after Gussy’s forced retirement announcement. A very sad evening indeed.

I’ll be there, so you can be sure you’ll get all the goss 😅

Soooo glad it’s not his ACL. A month in a brace then a couple of months rehabbing is so much easier to swallow than a year or more on the sidelines. It’s probs the best news we could realistically have hoped for. And mark my words… he won’t be any different when he comes back. This boy doesn’t let anything drag him down. YAY LUKER!!!

Awesome news! Paddy’s the eldest of five boys. I was talking with his mum at the North praccy and she said they were all hoping like hell he’d get on the seniors list, and he has! Also great news that it’s not an ACL for Luker!

You didn’t watch a minute but if you had to choose a minute to watch it’d have to be the final minute. Super exciting. Harry Sheezel says the scenario training is what did it (he left out the bit about losing both scenarios 😁). BTW, are we on top of the Scenarios ladder?

North two points in front with two minutes to go in the fourth. Please god make it happen 😅 Now one point in front with a minute to go. C’mon god… you can do it. 😅 Thanks god! I owe ya one 😅