Ghostwriter

So ya met Ryan huh? And while you were there talking to Ryan you didn’t think to widen your view a little, say, to the row in front of Ryan, almost directly in front of him? Clearly not, else you could’ve met another DA member, one who was running on three hours sleep and five Red Bulls, one who felt like setting her friggin flogger on fire coz her biceps were crying in pain. Don’t be a stranger next time! 😊

Yeah Ryan was there. He’d go to Mars to watch our beloved Dees. Ryan doesn’t look it, but he’Il be 43yo in July. He also doesn’t act it and he’s the first to admit it 😊). As @Katrina Dee Fan said, he’s the most gracious beautiful person you could ever hope to meet. Every week we see little kids watching him and trying to emulate him. It’s heartwarming.

Ardu’s sister who is also her best friend now lives in Melbourne “not even 10 minutes away.” She spends a lot of time with the little family. Kozzie’s sister moved to Melbourne earlier this year. She too is super close to Ardu

About six months ago Ardu told me that her and Koz are not leaving Melbourne. About two months ago Ardu told me that her and Koz are not leaving Melbourne. Two weeks ago in Perth (before our match) Ardu and I were talking and Bellanie reached out and started playing with my shiny red and blue nails. Ardu said she’s getting to know me and that it’s cool that I’m getting to see Bellanie grow up. Now, I certainly ain’t fixin’ on moving outta Melbz so I can only assume Ardu means I’ll see Bellanie grow up in Melbourne. 😁

Yeah we were super distracted at the beginning of the match, especially by Harris Andrews who was right in front of us and who was wearing his jumper at a length that gave the best illusion of yellow bum cheeks wearing a black g-string. At one point early in the match I thought that having a laugh at the bare bum cheeks might prove the highlight of an otherwise depressing day. How wrong I was! The bare bum cheeks came a close second though 😁

The socks are well looked after… no worries there. But the plot thickens… I was given these earrings as a gift. I first wore them when we played Freo and have worn them on gameday since, except for vs Hawks because Melky didn’t play. I wore them yesterday. Therefore they’re clearly good luck earrings!

Lions’ indigenous jumper: bare bum cheeks

So Incredibly proud of our boys. Last night was surreal; walking along the streets after the match was nuts, even Lions supporters were up and about and in a celebratory mood and there was no malice (not at the Pineapple, anyways). Before the match we were saying that if we lose by no more than two or three goals that’ll effectively be a win. Nobody bothered to imagine an actual win coz why would you, therefore the shock was real 😅 I only got home from the airport an hour ago so I’ve yet to watch the replay (which I rely on since I don’t see much action during the match) but I hear my boy Melks was not too shabby 🤗

We actually went out of our way to find this sort of establishment. We don’t have indoor voices.

Might get him on a flogger.. MY flogger, and I’ll take it easy up the back of the bay. 😁

There’s nothing gentle about our bay. If LFS’s son and his mates want gentle they should avoid the Bay of Carnage, a place where eyeballs aren’t valued and all heads are fair game.

Son and his mates will know they’re alive 😅

And that’s just the first quarter 🤭 I’m front row flogging today, I’ll need 3 Red Bulls just to lift the friggen thing!

I sure am, big spook. On my way to the airport. Gonna see our beloved Dees have a fair crack today and just like Geelong and Freo we’re gonna unexpectedly win on the road! YEAH THE MIGHTY DEES!!! PS how bloody good was last night’s demolition of Essendon?!?!?! Me and my fellow nuffie cheer squad buddy watched the first half at Young and Jackson’s and the second half at the Duke Of Wellington and this morning we’re counting our blessings that we didn’t get our heads punched in 😂 Essendon fans have no sense of humour 😅 Geez Louise I’m not thinking straight… Geelong winning wasn’t unexpected at all coz Port 🤭

I haven’t been out celebrating a friend’s birthday but I find your poem funny 😄

You left out handsome 😝 Soz but not a week goes by where a teenage girl doesn’t ask me to say hi to Riv, or get something signed by Riv or just earbashes me about her undying love for Riv.

Not to be confused with the Josh ‘twinkle-toes’ Kennedy routine. What a great KPF he was.

Marchbank’s hand not touching the ball is what I still see in my nightmares.

Who said we can’t question selection integrity? Many people on here question selection integrity and don’t get called out for the way in which they go about it (nor the frequency). Maybe you should read the room occasionally.

This is the most boring close game I’ve ever watched.

I’d have to fire up the DeLorean and go back 50 years, right?

Dunstall (prematch): “This game is huge!” Huge? It’s 10th vs 14th. Why can’t a game just be a game? I’d love to see a round where all nine games are just games.

Wrong thread, PF. Maybe you could start a new thread called something like We Are Sooooo Dead

Obviously?