Ghostwriter

Too soon, fellah. Way too soon

This isn’t my usual way of hearing things. I called on a favour I was owed.

No but he might be in need of a stiff drink… I pestered and pestered him and eventually wore him down. He said “Keep this to yourself!” I said “I will.” I lied. He doesn’t read Demonland (I hope)

No, and I’m not in the toilet either.

Oh I didn’t realise it’d already been mentioned.

Don’t mean to step on anyone’s thunder but I just heard from a very reliable source that BH attended Casey today for a medical.

It’s not a hostage situation

Yes but where are your hands right now?

Okaaaaay. DL be getting risqué. See what you’ve done, Bailey!!!

Get the MASSIVE egg ready y’all 😅

cool.

That magical last Saturday in September 2021 didn’t break Demonland… so nothing else will.

Too late

Productivity from the toilet seems to be on trend in this thread

You just jumped several levels of sadness. This is straight to boss level

Your choice of gif alone tells me you’re legit the uncool teenage boy 😝

Lol… DL is the uncool boy who’s holding out hope that the hot girl (Bailey) is into him.

This would be funny if it wasn’t true 😔

Ugh the thought of him going to Collingwood

I’m doing both. 😞

That’s on paper.

Nor have I. I’ve played the sickie card a little too much this past week. But I’m not lying… this stress IS making me quite ill