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Elliott will be a massive loss for the Pies. Good for us, but I feel bad for the bloke.

His calf was iced up, so...

Honestly I’m more worried about North doing damage in the finals than Richmond.

If there were any more proof needed that Chris Scott is just riding a talented couple of players to victories at Geelong, it’s that Patrick Dangerfield is apparently calling all the matchday moves in addition to winning games off his own boot too.

When your wife is shocked at your deplorable actions on field, you know you messed up. Tom Hawkins plays for Geelong though so he’ll be fine.

Serial ducker or not, Joel Selwood is tough.

Yeah. God forbid we have to go over and play at Adelaide Oval. How will we ever cope with that?

DERM: “Hawthorn: Just a little bit old and a little bit young. I’ve got just one thing to say. Go the giants." Tells you all you need to know about Hawks supporters and their tolerance for pain. In light of what we’ve all been through, it pales in comparison.

Must’ve played a helluva game. I wouldn’t know. I’ve been watching MasterChef.

Jeff White’s against the Bulldogs to send us into the finals series. Loved that one.

This is beautiful. Having said that, how did we lose to this rabble?

Not sure. I bet Fred Fanning knows the reason.

“Depression."

I blame the lights down at Kardinia Park. Only the Cats who were accustomed to playing at such a shithole could even see the pill after a while.

This North vs Carlton game has been a lot like our game against North last week. NM get out to a big lead which is wheeled in and then ultimately pushed back out again in the 4th quarter.

Copy and paste, mate.

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We are elite in that category and always have been. It's a part of the Melbourne DNA, and if I have one criticism of that abortion of a logo that Cameron Schwab dreamed up, it's that he didn't include some reference to our turnovers on the emblem.

I won't be able to watch today because I'm kindly doing some gardening for my dear old grandma...so if we somehow put 4 quarters together you'll all know it was my fault all along. Having said that, I didn't watch the Freo game either and that didn't help much.

Oh come on. That one was great!

Ben Brown plays for North, so he already hit last week.

Yeah…like THAT narrows it down in a place like Alice Springs.

Is Bugg working on his goalkicking?