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Indeed!! now he has popped a knuckle that requires surgery!! Barrassi made Crackers Keenan wear an orange jumper at training and had him running laps in the opposite direction to training drills! when rubbed out in crucial finals game I would do exactly that Bad timing, Bad Temper, shocking reactions to tagging Hang him out to dry!! Needs to wise up quickly , Lest the word will go around stir him up and you WILL get a reaction!! 3-4 week for a Popped Knuckle FMD I reckon Todd would be "Livid"

Can't be too Flawed the umps LUUURVED IT!

An absolute disgrace and yes he has a very punchable melon!

Luuurve ya work Hemingway!!

Hnmm Cairo.... Climbing Pyramids and maybe just the odd softly softly softly!! As potential Mayor Goldy Wilson would say Hnmm Mayor..Like the sound of that!

Interesting and if I may add a "Social Comment" I have often been refered to by friends, relatives, peers, enemies as a 'Different' cat! So be it! the world is full of acolytes who do nothing to create interest. Whilst not talking about Maelstrom ( no it' s not an Uncle Bitter after shave) I like variation to the norm as long as it doesn't rattle my cage harmony! Maybe I am NQR and or Eccentric! Many on this site also might agree not just me but see the Esoteric in themselves!? I think this Thread really is the most interesting on Demonland. Wierd, Wonderful and Wacky ! Just the way I like it!

I HAVE JUST SAID THE WORD AND YOUR SOUL, MONEY AND VISA HAVE BEEN GRANTED !!

Sheeeit....!! Uncle Bitters, Biffo, Daisy Cutter, Maple Dee, Old Dee maybe one or two others and yourself Hemingway as "Forward Scout" would appear to be a great party of eclectic visionary travellers!! When do we leave!????

I think Dr. Fence MD is in!! What can I do for you???????

YONNIES !!! YONNIES /? Why Uncle Bitters haven't heard that saying for a loooong time! I used to chuck Yonnies at Cats. My Dad used to chuck halfpenny bungers at em, he hated Cats! Funny to watch. he'd sit there with a [censored] in one hand and frothy in the other on the verandah ( we owned a largish property in those days) he wait for any sign of a cat calmly light the end of a bunger fling it at the cat the cat would look at it not knowing waht to do and then Kaboom! Never killed or maimed any but sheeit did it have the desired affect! We stopped having Cat problem and they migrated elsewhere probably the next property Yonnies! GOLD!

I'm happy to offer free Audio Visual material to help heighten the senses!!

Dear Uncle did you watch the link to the "Rum Martinez" that I supplied you with last week? I would be very interested in your opinion of this and more specifically would you or any other Demonlanders try it?? Link resupplied for those interested! Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

On another Matter oh learned colleagues, saw a "Rare" film of very interesting volition this afternoon "PAWNO" Now that I have everyones attention, particularly yours Uncle Bitters, this was an excellent social essay of the fabric of life that exists in a surburban multi everything suburb of Footscray! Set in Pawn shop you see many characters which have the segmentation of the Good The Bad and the Ugly! A bit like this thread!! I urge all avid readers of this particular thread to indulge! you won't be disappionted! A true "Fence" recommendation! Showing at Eclectic cinemas one sure to be near you! A must see!

Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

I thought reruns of the old but gold Channel 10 Program No 96 would be more in your line?? No? What about " The Box' then!, more cosy and comfortable?? And just on the Monarchy, Her Royal Highness and others have made an artform of making a living selling Royalty as an ongoing concern! And the masses have bought it! Not I, I reckon they are the greatest spongers in History! What do they actually bring to the table?? And if I don't post anymore you know that 007 James Bond has assinated me for stating the Bleedin Obvious! The sooner we become a Republic the happier I will be!!

Yes. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339 Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

How long did the batteries Last Uncle Bitters, The way you would have used it probably not that long! But the Tranny wouldn't mind, If it was from Singapore it was probably used to just a quick On then Of again!

Yeah but I quantified the area to be treated. Feet only, If other areas were to be included then Friars Balsam would have been a better alternative!

Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies! Nup leave me outa that one!

Does Bastardry fit a more apt title!??

You are Kidding Their First two albums were knockouts! Some questionable other albums followed , however!

CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS) Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Did he leave the building? Or can he come to the phone? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Well tell him I was calling Just to wish him well Let me leave my number Heartbreak hotel Oh love me tender Baby, don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Did he leave the building? Can he come to the phone? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Alright Why don't you go get him? I'm his biggest fan You gotta tell him He's still the man Long distance, baby So far from home Don't you think maybe You could put him on Tell him I was calling Just to wish him well Let me leave my number Heartbreak Hotel Oh, love me tender Baby, don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters Here all alone Did he leave the building? Or can he come to the phone? Calling Elvis I'm here all alone PF

Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!!